ONE OF the show-stopping songs in My Fair Lady has always been Get Me To The Church On Time. Stanley Holloway sang it with gusto in the original stage version of the musical and generally brought the house down. It began with the words: “I’m getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are going to chime.”
Funny how life imitates art. Ben Curtis, the Open champion, stunned people in golf with the manner of his victory in the Open at Sandwich last month. Now the golf world will be stunned to hear that he intends to get married on Saturday, not in the morning but in the afternoon or evening — but only after he has played a round in a competition