var me = joelazar{
    pronouns:   []string{"He", "Him"},
    code:       []string{"Go", "Python", "TypeScript", "JavaScript", "C++", "C", "SQL", "Bash", "Lua", "Java", "Matlab"},
    askMeAbout: []string{"tech", "webdev", "devops", "linux", "networking", "ai"},
    technologies: technologies{
        backEnd: map[string]interface{}{
            "go":     []string{"fiber", "chi", "gorm", "goquery", "colly"},
            "python": []string{"flask", "fastapi", "sqlalchemy"},
            "js/ts":  []string{"node", "express", "prisma"},
        },
        frontEnd: map[string]interface{}{
            "js/ts":  []string{"remix", "react", "tailwind"},
        },
        devOps:       []string{"k8s", "docker", "GCP", "azure", "nginx", "GitlabCI", "CircleCI", "Github Actions"},
        databases:    []string{"PostgreSQL", "redis", "mongodb", "etcd", "sqlite"},
        ai:           []string{"tensorflow", "keras", "numpy"},
        linux:        []string{"arch", "fedora", "debian", "rhel"},
        misc:         []string{"git", "ZeroMQ", "LaTeX", "Neovim"},
    },
    favouriteVideos: map[string]string{
        "Hamming - You and Your Research": "https://youtu.be/a1zDuOPkMSw",
        "Asahi Linux - One chip, no docs, and lots of fun": "https://youtu.be/COlvP4hODpY",
        "Dave Thomas - Agile is Dead": "https://youtu.be/a-BOSpxYJ9M",
        "Edward Frenkel - Reality is a Paradox": "https://youtu.be/Osh0-J3T2nY"
    },
    favouriteSudoInsult: "[sudo] password for joelazar: You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
}