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We are currently seeking a talented senior/mid web game developer to join our team. As a game developer with us, you will have the opportunity to build new, unique gaming experiences that will transform how a lottery should function in a digital world. In this role, you will be responsible for creating half entertaining games and half thrilling winning chances that will keep our users engaged and coming back for more. We are looking for someone with a long experience in graphic interactivity on the web, or simply someone who has built web games in the past. To be considered for this role, you should have experience with libraries such as Phaser, , or similar tools for canvas/webgl rendering. You should also have a solid work experience with JavaScript or TypeScript as well
Vi söker någon som kan skriva texter till vår websida. Det handlar om ca 50 sidor. Ämne är hemfixare, städningen, och flytt. Create content for our website pages, around 50 pages.
We are looking for a Swedish content writer to write forex and crypto content for our Swedish currency trading website www.valutahandel.se. It will be weekly news posts and potentially some pages on crypto related topics, of around 700-1000 words per article. After a successful test article (that we pay for) we will agree on a recurring amount of articles per week. We will provide topics from time to time but also expect you to have knowledge about crypto in general and come up with your own suggestions when/if needed. We expect you to write the article, post it in Wordpress together with a corresponding inage/photo from a photo bank. If this works out we are open to expand the collaboration further and work together for a long term partnership.
...divided in ; 1. Inledning; introduktion of the assignment and theory background of the expirement. 2. Metoder och material; the procedure and the materials used in the expirement. ; write the results of the expirement. : you discuss the results you achieved and the difference between your amouth of Daily use of water and the Daily quantity of water used in Sweden and around the world. 5. Källor; write the links of the sources you used....
We stepped into the world of education with a dream to redefine it in terms of Index of Human Fulfillment. has since then been the fastest growing company in parallel education. we are looking for professional UI and UX Developers for our project interested people can apply for this project.
*ONLY FOR PEOPLE SPEAKING SWEDISH* Behöver någon som kan hjälpa mig att redigera ljud. Jag spelar in egna stories och det du behöver göra är klippa bort delar jag gjort fel. Fler detaljer kan diskuteras via chatt men det är en fördel om du är bekväm med Adobe Premiere.
...och lägga in resterande själv. Vill även ha webshoppen med lager, frakt, google shopping och facebook annonsering, och språket skall vara Svenska. Vi har förnuvarande en hemsida med webbutik via , men vill ändra detta till en mer komplett webbutik förslagsvis via woocommerce. våran hemsida nu är: Want help setting up an online webstore in woocommerce. containing around 200 articles with different auto parts. The help is enough with to start up and post some startup products, then via mail / telefon help me to continue and insert the remaining ones myself. Also want the webshop with stock, shipping, google shopping and facebook advertising, and the language should be Swedish. We currently have a website with online store via , but w...
Hello, We are a company in Sweden that drive sales out of hair extensions and wigs both in Sweden and in England. Our goal is to sell hair extensions worldwide . Right now we try to enter the Italian market. We therefore primarily find retailers who already sell hair extensions to Hair salons and other shops around Italy . We are prepared for any local hits in interest. We are therefore looking for someone with experience out sales, has great interest to initiate direct contact with our leads, create new contacts for us and help us find new distributors for our products. The right person has great opportunities for long-term cooperation. We need someone who is located in Italy
I want article reasearch and bloggposts on topics such. What is and IP address? What is a Webbproxy? News about internet in general. I will provide the topics. Blogg posts are to be written in English.
I have four university object oriented assignments I need to write a java program for. The assignments include 1.a) Write some simple java programs with hello world and reading numbers from the command prompt and conduct some arithmetic operations on them. 1.b) Position and coordinates and strings 2.a) Measurment and sensors, many classes that work together , sub-classes , and reading of the data from a webserver 3. Java graphic as well as standad classes for lists. Save list of positions as an arrays and iterators. A simple animation in the end of the assignment making a red circle that is made of the given positions. 4. The final assignment is to write a program that simulates how bunch of balls hit against the walls inside an isolated rectangular 2-D the BreakO...
I have four university object oriented assignments I need to write a java program for. The assignments include 1.a) Write some simple java programs with hello world and reading numbers from the command prompt and conduct some arithmetic operations on them. 1.b) Position and coordinates and strings 2.a) Measurment and sensors, many classes that work together , sub-classes , and reading of the data from a webserver 3. Java graphic as well as standad classes for lists. Save list of positions as an arrays and iterators. A simple animation in the end of the assignment making a red circle that is made of the given positions. 4. The final assignment is to write a program that simulates how bunch of balls hit against the walls inside an isolated rectangular 2-D the BreakO...
I have four university object oriented assignments I need to write a java program for. The assignments include 1.a) Write some simple java programs with hello world and reading numbers from the command prompt and conduct some arithmetic operations on them. 1.b) Position and coordinates and strings 2.a) Measurment and sensors, many classes that work together , sub-classes , and reading of the data from a webserver 3. Java graphic as well as standad classes for lists. Save list of positions as an arrays and iterators. A simple animation in the end of the assignment making a red circle that is made of the given positions. 4. The final assignment is to write a program that simulates how bunch of balls hit against the walls inside an isolated rectangular 2-D the BreakO...
Hi, I am looking for some additional work for my homesite. I guess the work it's pretty easy and it's around 10-20 hours. I am looking for a trustworthy programmer that keeps everything confidential. I have different deals that you may like. Best regards, Tnet Swedish: Hej, Jag söker någon som vill utföra lite extra arbete för min hemsida Jag antar att det är ganska lätt och det är cirka 10-20 timmar. Jag söker en pålitlig programmerare som håller allt hemligt. Jag har olika erbjudanden som du kanske gillar. Vänliga hälsningar, Tnet
I'm seeking experienced adult-themed story writers to beta test a new website designed for authors. Your expertise will help evaluate the platform's usability, particularly how it supports story creation and reader engagement. Key Respo...website designed for authors. Your expertise will help evaluate the platform's usability, particularly how it supports story creation and reader engagement. Key Responsibilities: - Test the website's ease of use, focusing on the story publishing workflow and reader interaction features - Provide feedback from a seasoned story writer's perspective Ideal Skills: - Experience in writing adult-themed stories - Familiarity with online story platforms - Ability to assess website usability Your input will be crucial in refinin...
...article writing service! If you're looking for a professional who provides accurate translations and well-written articles in the following languages: Arabic, English, French, Italian, Spanish, Turkish, and Korean, you're in the right place. I am a translator and article writer with over 3 years of experience in this field, having successfully completed numerous projects for clients from around the world. My goal is to deliver high-quality, fast service, so you can receive your translated texts or articles on time and at the best possible quality. What makes me the ideal choice for you? Accuracy and Professionalism: My extensive experience in translation and article writing allows me to provide precise and contextually appropriate content in each language and ...
I'm seeking a professional with expertise in product rendering, specifically for a BBQ. The ideal candidate will be able to create a highly detailed 3D model, complete with rea...rendering to be put in a backyard environment - Measurements don't have to be 100% Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in product rendering - Strong understanding of 3D modeling software - Ability to create highly detailed and realistic models - Portfolio demonstrating previous similar work What's needed - 3 different BBQ models - 5 renderings each - 45 seconds of 3D/2D videos with fly around, exploding internals - 3 15-second videos - can give reference - 15 Second video of firing process within the unit (to be explained) - original artwork of the models to be handed over s...
? Elevate Your Brand with Stunning Company Profiles! ? Are you looking to make a lasting impression in the corporate world? Look no further! I specialize in crafting captivating company profiles that reflect the essence of your brand and leave a lasting impact on your audience. Why Choose Me? ✨ Bespoke Designs: I understand that every company is unique, and I tailor my designs to perfectly encapsulate your brand identity and values. ✨ Attention to Detail: From layout to typography, I pay meticulous attention to every detail to ensure a polished and professional finish. ✨ Visual Storytelling: I believe in the power of visual storytelling. My designs not only inform but also engage and inspire your audience. ✨ Professionalism: With years of experience in the industry, I guarantee prof...
...professional chef of 5 years, with a background in creative fine dining. My focus is on creating dishes that don't exist anywhere else, and also I want to teach people how to think about food and come up with their own dishes, not just follow recipes. - personal development, the "do what you love" / "Create life on your own terms" aspect. This is what my current site is mainly built around. I'd still like to have articles around this topic and highlight some past projects (like the old podcast etc) - Web development. This can potentially be grouped together with marketing, or maybe as a separate thing. But I've been coding since I was 11, and build websites for artists and small businesses, as well as my own side projects. On top of this...
I need a small ad posted in a local Canberra newspaper. The ad is for a new food delivery app, and it will need to be a 170mm x 3 column ad with around 100 words. The ad should announce the app's arrival in the coming months. There's no need to highlight specific features, offers or cuisine options, but it should be engaging enough to capture the interest of potential users. Ideal skills for the job include: - Experience in advertising and copywriting - Knowledge of the Canberra area and its local newspapers - Ability to make the ad engaging and informative within the size constraints.
...visualisations for approximately 100 indoor and outdoor products, totalling about 300 images. This project is aimed at generating high-quality images for marketing and promotional purposes. Details: - Product Types: Indoor products like tiles and wall panels, and outdoor items such as decking and cladding. - Image Types: I require close-ups showing texture and details, lifestyle settings in real-world scenarios, and visuals from multiple angles and lighting variations. Quality Standards: - The images must be realistic renderings with accurate textures and dimensions. - All visuals should be professional and clean, suitable for both B2B and B2C. - High resolution is a must (minimum 300dpi). File Formats: - I need the final images in JPEG and PNG formats (transparent background ...
I am looking for a seasoned professional to help me set up a YouTube channel focused on sharing real-life stories from India for a global audience. The task involves not just setting up the channel, but also growing the audience and implementing effective monetization strategies. Key Responsibilities: - Establishing a YouTube channel - Developing and executing strategies to grow the audience - Implementing monetization strategies Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in YouTube channel setup and audience growth - Strong understanding of monetization strategies - Experience in content creation for global audiences, particularly real-life stories - Knowledge of the YouTube algorithm and best practices for SEO - Excellent communication and strategic planning skil...
Remote Opportunity: Native US English Speaker Needed for Meeting Assistance ? About the Role: I’m a Senior Software Developer looki...virtual meetings and assist with communication ✔ Clarify discussions and summarize key takeaways ✔ Ensure ideas are conveyed effectively without misunderstandings Who You Are: ✅ Native English speaker (US-based preferred) ✅ Strong verbal communication skills ✅ Tech industry familiarity is a plus (but not required) Why Join? ✨ Flexible schedule – attend meetings as needed ✨ Gain insight into real-world software development projects ✨ Work in a collaborative and professional environment If you're interested, please send a brief introduction along with your availability and experience. Looking forward to connecting! Best regards, Mi...
I'm looking for a skilled app developer to create a unique social media app centered around a content feed. This platform will primarily showcase images and videos, offering users a rich visual experience. Key Features: - A content feed that is focused on images and videos - Interactive elements such as comments and likes to foster community engagement - Live streaming capabilities to keep content fresh and exciting - 'Stories' feature for ephemeral content Ideal candidates should have a strong background in mobile app development, with specific experience in creating social media platforms. A deep understanding of user engagement strategies and interactive features will be highly beneficial. The ability to integrate live streaming functionality smoothly wi...
I'm in need of a skilled content writer who can produce a well-researched, engaging, and balanced article about "The Impact of Artificial Intelligence on the Job Market: Opportunities and Challenges". The piece should be written ...article about "The Impact of Artificial Intelligence on the Job Market: Opportunities and Challenges". The piece should be written in a formal and academic tone, and cover the following specific aspects of the job market: - Job displacement and automation - New job opportunities created by AI - The skills gap and reskilling needs Additionally, the article should cite and incorporate insights from news articles. A strong understanding of AI and its implications on the job market is essential. Experience in formal, academic writ...
I'm looking for a skilled developer to assist me in adding a point texture to a globe. This is the status quo: Important: I don't need an image texture. The points should be generated .svg or other live rendered elements. The world map should be mostly accurate, since we are adding some pins on the globe via longitude and latitude. Please see the attached image for the needed design. Best, Nils
I'm looking for a skilled podcaster to produce and host three AI technology podcasts per month. These podcasts should focus on industry news and trends, specifically within the technology sector, and be tailored to a business professional audience. Key Responsibilities: - Research and present relevant technology news and trends - Create engaging content suited for business professionals - Host and produce high-quality podcast episodes Ideal Skills: - Strong understanding of the technology sector - Experience in podcasting - Excellent communication and presentation skills - Ability to simplify complex topics for a business audience
I am seeking a talented freelancer to assist with the development of a project centered around 'Bongo Water'.
I'm looking to develop a robust E-commerce website tailored for selling digital products. The core of this project revolves around efficient product listing and management. Key Requirements: - Expertise in E-commerce website development - Proficient in product listing and management systems - Previous experience in creating websites for digital product sales The ideal freelancer for this project should be capable of creating a user-friendly and efficient platform for managing and listing digital products.
I'm seeking a qualified technician to install WWAN cards on a PC at my location in Zurich. This is an on-site task scheduled for Wednesday, 29th, around lunchtime. The technician must ensure that the cards are installed correctly and functioning as intended. Key Requirements: - Expertise in PC hardware installation - Prior experience with WWAN card setups - Proficient in troubleshooting and ensuring the proper functionality post-installation
We are looking for a talented and creative comic creator to bring our stories to life through engaging illustrations and compelling narratives. The ideal candidate will have experience in creating comics, graphic novels, or webtoons, with a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style that resonates with our vision. Responsibilities: Develop characters, settings, and storyboards based on provided scripts or concepts. Create dynamic illustrations that convey emotions, action, and storytelling effectively. Collaborate closely to ensure the artwork aligns with the tone and theme of the project. Deliver high-quality, print-ready or digital artwork within agreed timelines. Requirements: Proven experience in comic or graphic novel creation (portfolio required). Proficiency in digital...
I am looking for a progressive web application developer who is proficient in PHP, Python, Ruby, etc... Design: - I do not have a design for the web application and will need assistance in creating one. Functionality: - The desired functionality of the we...Proficiency in PHP, Python, and Ruby - Experience in designing web applications - Knowledge of user registration and authentication processes - camera functions on mobile device -image processing - YOU MUST BE FLUENT IN ENGLISH - honest and able to work with little supervision TARGET hourly rate for this is $2-3 per hour DO NOT RESPOND WITH HIGH BIDS THEY WILL BE IGNORED. This role will be around 12 months + provided the above is met. DO NOT RESPOND WITH A LOW BID AND SAY IT IS A PLACEMENT BID. WHAT YOU BID IS WHAT YOU GE...
I need help with cold outreach to boost sign-ups for my online programs and expand my email l...effective cold outreach. Scope of Services - Identify and reach out to prospective leads via Email, Social Media, and LinkedIn - Develop effective strategies to build and expand my email list - Create compelling content, primarily success stories and testimonials, to encourage sign-ups to my online programs Ideal Skills and Experience - Proven track record in cold outreach - Strong email marketing skills - Proficient in social media marketing - Experience in LinkedIn outreach - Excellent content creation skills - Ability to craft and present compelling success stories and testimonials - Strong understanding of email list building strategies All info about business here:
I need assistance installing WWAN cards on my PC. The task needs to be completed on Wednesday 29 around lunch time. Ideal candidate should have: - Experience with PC hardware installation - Familiarity with WWAN cards - Ability to complete task on specified date and time The location is Utoquai 55, 8008 Zurich.
I need an Android-based system to control fishing boats. This system will be used by government controllers equipped with Samsung Galaxy Tab S9 FE tablets with BLE PHY support. The primary function is to identify boats from around 300 meters distance and verify if the license plate corresponds to the declared boat. The aim is to combat false license plates and ensure only authorized boats are fishing in regulated areas. Key components: - An Excel file will be used as the database. This file needs to store various details about each boat, the corresponding license information and inspection records. - Each boat's specific details to be included in the Excel file are the boat name and registration number, owner's contact information and the boat's dimensions and type. ...
I'm looking for a graphic designer to create brochures for our electronic products. The style should be minimalist, focusing on clean lines and ample white space. Key Requirements: - Prior experience in designing minimalist style brochures, preferably for electronics - Ability to convey c...minimalist, focusing on clean lines and ample white space. Key Requirements: - Prior experience in designing minimalist style brochures, preferably for electronics - Ability to convey complex product information in a simple, attractive format - Understanding of print design and digital compatibility Note: The specific content of the brochures will be discussed later, but it will primarily revolve around product specifications and pricing details. Customer reviews may be included if deem...
...statue pic 3 and 14 and 15 2/ deco on side of niche as per pic 16 3/ bottom part of the niche deco as per pic 17 4/ square ceramics with round inscribed with both superimposed characters and designs as per pic 18 and pic 19 . Colour similar 5/ similar design, but in smaller rectangular ceramics 6/ windows and slim columns as per drawing 7/ base of the protruding tower sliming down as per drawing 8/ around the opening of the balcony, molded columns and frame with turning vegetal and flowery pattern 9/ Built bottom of balcony rail guard following deco drawn 10/ rail guard as per pic 20 11/ left column capital follows lotus flower 12/ right column capital follows Corinthians with lively leafy flames 13/ existing wooden panel to be fit as per drawing and inclined 45 d. 14/ bottom f...
I'm looking for a Photoshop whizz who can create a satirical spoof ad for a local business. The ad is intended for a local free magazine and should be so over-the-top and badly done that it’s funny. Key Components: - The ad should be a trade advert for a local business. - It should use over-the-top exaggeration to convey its humor. - The visuals should incorporate badly edited photos to emphasise the comedic aspect. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Photoshop is crucial. - A knack for visual humour and satire would be beneficial. - Experience with creating print media would be a plus. Please note, the aim is not to offend but to entertain. The ad should look deliberately comically bad, so freelancers with a good understanding of absurdist humour and parody will be at an ...
...growing online communities? Koh Kood Divers, a premier dive center in Koh Kood, Thailand, is looking for a Social Media Manager to showcase our diving experiences and expand our online presence. ? About Us: We’re all about sharing the beauty of Koh Kood’s underwater world. Learn more at and follow us on Facebook: Koh Kood Divers. ? Responsibilities: Develop and implement engaging social media strategies across platforms (Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, etc.). Create high-quality content, including posts, stories, and reels, that showcase our dive experiences. Monitor and respond to comments and messages to engage with our diving community. Collaborate with the dive team to capture exciting moments and share updates. Track social media analytics and adjust ...
I need a freelancer to convert a larage 25mb .apkg file from AnkiNotes into an Excel file. there is around 1765 words of vocabulary (german to english) Requirements: - Extract the metadata from the .apkg file, such as tags and creation dates. - Organize the extracted data in the Excel file with the German in one column and the English equivalent in the other. - Use standard headers in the Excel file with German and English columns. - if there is audio or images, remove it, i just want the translations
I'm looking for a talented writer and editor to help me develop a short story from the concept/idea stage. The story should be crafted with a business perspective in mind. Ideal Skills: - Strong creative writing background, specifically in short stories - Business writing experience - Excellent editing skills - Ability to transform ideas into a coherent narrative Your task will be to help me flesh out the initial concept into a full story, and refine it with editorial feedback.
I need a freelancer to convert a larage 25mb .apkg file from AnkiNotes into an Excel file. there is around 1765 words of vocabulary (german to english) Requirements: - Extract the metadata from the .apkg file, such as tags and creation dates. - Organize the extracted data in the Excel file with the German in one column and the English equivalent in the other. - Use standard headers in the Excel file with German and English columns. - if there is audio or images, remove it, i just want the translations Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in data extraction and Excel. - Familiarity with AnkiNotes or similar software. - Attention to detail to ensure the data is accurately converted and organized.
Job Title: Freelance Data Scientist Consultant (LLM & Application Optimization) Location: Remote / Flexible Contract Type: Freelance Consultant About Us: Pannini Educational Ventures is an initiative to transform K-12 education through innovation, technology, and proven methodologies. We are looking for a Freelance Data Scientist Consultant to ass...Gemini, OpenAI, Anthropic, etc.) and related tooling. Ability to work independently and provide expert recommendations. Nice to Have: Experience with vector databases (e.g., FAISS, Pinecone, Weaviate). Exposure to MLOps and model deployment best practices. Understanding of cloud platforms and scalable architectures. If you're passionate about assisting in optimizing LLM applications and solving real-world AI challenges, we'...
...feature: Freelance in Tunisia. Sponsor Highlight: Showcase with the tagline: “Your Freelancing Partner” to emphasize secure escrow payments and freelancing opportunities. Community Vibe: The group focuses on: Freelance job offers and general work opportunities. Affiliate marketing, writing, voiceover, and creative services. Advice and help, communication between members, and shared success stories. Celebrate the Community: Include: “Thank You 400k Members” to celebrate the milestone. Design and Technical Requirements: -Incorporate the Tunisia map as a background layer, subtly blending it into the design. -Show Tunisia digitally connected to other countries, symbolizing global freelancing connections. -Use the specific blue color code: #007bff (alon...
We are looking for a talented and dedicated full-time video editor to join our team. This is a monthly, full-time position (40 hours per week) where you’ll be editing short-form ads for platforms like Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. The role will involve producing around 10 videos per week, with 2-3 revisions per video. Key Responsibilities: Edit and produce 10 videos per week with 2-3 revisions each Edit short-form ads for Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook Work closely with the team to ensure high-quality and timely delivery Collaborate on creative video concepts and execution Maintain a consistent editing style that aligns with our brand Ensure videos are engaging, optimized for direct response marketing, and aligned with platform-specific trends Requirements: Strong video...
The Project aims to create a platform. The platform will include a scalable website, secure APIs, and an efficient database capable of handling billions of records (around 300-400 billions). The system will provide users with actionable insights through dashboards, monitoring tools, and real-time alerts. These are a few functionalities and features planned as of now. Once these implementations are completed successfully, we aim to scale the platform further by introducing advanced capabilities and enhancements to cater to a broader audience and meet future demands. To achieve this, we are looking for skilled professionals with expertise in database management, web development, and cloud infrastructure. Below are the detailed requirements for the project: Expertise Required 1. Da...
Job Description We are seeking a creative and results-driven Social Media Manager to manage and grow our Instagram business account. The successful candidate will be responsible for creating, scheduling, and posting engaging content—including posts, reels, and stories—to grow our followers and boost brand visibility. Responsibilities - Develop and implement a content strategy tailored to our niche and target audience. - Create and schedule visually appealing and engaging Instagram posts, reels, and stories. - Conduct research on trends, hashtags, and competitor accounts to optimise content reach. - Engage with our audience through comments, DMs, and other interactions to build a strong community. - Track analytics and provide monthly reports on follower gro...
...adhering to the core principles of social business. The ideal candidate should: Have a deep understanding of the social business model developed by Professor Muhammad Yunus. Be familiar with real-world examples and case studies of successful social businesses in Bangladesh. Provide step-by-step guidance on designing and implementing social business models. Be willing to collaborate through online sessions, workshops, or detailed reports. Deliverables: A comprehensive report explaining the core principles of the social business model. Practical advice and guidelines for creating social businesses. Real-world examples of successful social business implementation in Bangladesh. (Optional) Online training sessions or workshops to ensure proper understanding. Project Type: O...
