Funny german phrases jobs

I'm looking for a professional with a strong command of informal German to review my marketing content on the Amazon platform. Key Responsibilities: - Assess clarity and coherence of the content to ensure it resonates with potential customers and drives sales leads. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Native or near-native proficiency in informal German. - Proven experience in marketing content review. - Familiarity with Amazon's platform and its marketing strategies is a plus.

I'm seeking a seasoned SEO professional to enhance my Tallahassee Kitchen website's visibility and drive sales. The core objectives are: - Targeting local Tallahassee keywords and kitchen service-related phrases to increase our online presence. - Primarily focusing on Google as our search engine platform. The ideal candidate should have a proven track record in SEO, specifically eCommerce, with a keen understanding of local SEO techniques. If you have experience with the kitchen service industry, that would be a significant advantage. I look forward to your proposals.

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...Identifying and fixing any technical issues hindering my site's performance. - On-page SEO: Optimizing meta tags and descriptions as well as image alt text and descriptions for better search engine visibility. - Off-page SEO: Developing strategies to enhance my site's authority and relevance. In addition, I require assistance with keyword research to ensure my content is targeting the right terms and phrases. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience with OpenCart 3 SEO - Proficiency in keyword research tools - Strong understanding of technical, on-page, and off-page SEO strategies - Excellent content optimization skills...

I'm seeking a designer to refresh or potentially create a completely new logo for the Ministerio Carcelario of Siloh church. The project involves retaining some elements from the existing logo. Key Requirements: - Retain the color scheme from the existing logo. - Include the phrases "Sirviendo desde 2008" and "Isaias 61:1". - The overall style should be traditional and classic. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in graphic design, particularly logo creation. - Experience with working on brand identity projects. - Ability to incorporate specific elements into a new design. - Strong understanding of traditional and classic design aesthetics.

I am seeking a freelancer who can sift through my most recent YouTube videos and extract the best moments to create 30-60 second viral shorts. Key Responsibilities: - Review my recent YouTube videos for humorous, engaging, or intense content - Edit these into engaging 30-60 second clips Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in video editing software - Understanding of YouTube's co...most recent YouTube videos and extract the best moments to create 30-60 second viral shorts. Key Responsibilities: - Review my recent YouTube videos for humorous, engaging, or intense content - Edit these into engaging 30-60 second clips Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in video editing software - Understanding of YouTube's content and viral trends - Ability to identify and extract ...

I'm looking for a creative designer who can create a series of text-based shirt designs for me. The designs should be: - **Text-based**: The focus of these shirts will be on the text. - **Inspirational**: I'm aiming for a collection of shirts with uplifting, motivational phrases. Your ability to craft or select these phrases will be key. - **Script Font Style**: All designs should employ a script font style. Your understanding of this font and its potential for creating visually appealing designs will be crucial. Your past experience in fashion or graphic design, particularly with text-based designs, will be beneficial in this project. If you have a portfolio of similar work, please share it. I am looking forward to seeing your creative interpretations of these re...

I'm looking for an AI-based application aimed at advanced Spanish learners to enhance their conversation skills and vocabulary. Key Features:...conversation skills and vocabulary. Key Features: - Voice interaction with AI: The app should facilitate realistic, voice-based conversations with a sophisticated AI, helping users practice their speaking and listening skills in an interactive manner. - Vocabulary building: The app needs to incorporate a comprehensive vocabulary building component, introducing users to advanced Spanish words and phrases in context. Ideal Skills: - Proficient understanding of Spanish at an advanced level. - Experience with AI and app development. - Ability to design engaging, interactive learning experiences. - Knowledge of effective vocabulary-build...

...of humor, and the ability to add a unique twist to our project, we'd be delighted to hear from you! Project Requirements: 1. _Topic:_ We'll provide the topic for the video. 2. _Video Editing:_ Find relevant Mukbang videos on the topic, merge them, and edit the video to make it engaging and entertaining. 3. _Text Overlay:_ Add humorous text overlays throughout the video to keep it engaging and funny. 4. _Non-Copyrighted Music:_ Add proper non-copyrighted music to the video. 5. _Sound Effects:_ Incorporate lots of sound effects to enhance the viewing experience. 6. _Memes and Graphics:_ Add relevant memes or graphics to make the video more entertaining. 7. _Video Length:_ The final video should be 12-15 minutes long. _Reference Video:_ Please check out this video for re...

Translation FinTec product catalog 2025 from German into English.

...create QR codes) User Registration & Login (via email, Google, Apple ID, optional SMS verification) Dashboard & User Profile (manage personal data and settings) Data Management & Synchronization (integration with an external database via API) Push Notifications (updates, reminders, messages) Offline Functionality (certain features should work without an internet connection) Multi-language Support (German, English, additional languages optional) Privacy & Security Compliance (GDPR-compliant, secure authentication) 2.3 UI/UX Design: Modern, responsive design (optimized for mobile devices) Intuitive user experience Light & Dark Mode support 2.4 Technical Requirements: Backend integration with an external API and database Technology suggestion: Native development ...

Hi Sandesh, would you be able to great a graphic for our Rallye which I could use as an E-Mail Signatur (additional to my regular signature)? It should include the German Text "Entdecken Sie unser Abenteuer und helfen Sie mit! Besuchen Sie unsere Charity-Seite und erfahren Sie mehr über unser Projekt. Jede Spende zählt!" - could you do it? And if, would it be shortly possible?

I'm looking for a web developer who can create a sleek, modern, and minimalist online shop for selling wine by the glass (company name: vinoway) The site should be user-friendly, have a search functionality, and allow for product reviews. ...details for the information pages for different wines - Include an impressum and other standard e-commerce site pages Ideal Skills: - Experience in e-commerce website development - Strong understanding of modern, minimalist design principles - Excellent content creation skills, particularly in relation to wine - Knowledge of standard e-commerce site compliance requirements -website should be in German I'm looking for a freelancer who can not only build the site but also help create informative and engaging content about the wines...

I'm in need of an experienced sales professional to conduct cold calls targeting medium-sized businesses with the aim of selling websites (GERMAN MARKET) Key Responsibilities: - Make outbound calls to potential medium-sized business clients - Pitch and sell websites during the call or schedule a meeting - Handle objections and close sales over the phone Ideal Candidate: - Excellent communication and persuasive skills. - Ability to handle objections and close sales on the call. - Native GERMAN only Compensation: - Base salary + commission on each sale.

I need a high-level assessment of our inventory valuation provisioning. Our financial statements are prepared in Germany, and the primary objective of this assessment is ensuring compliance with German regulations. We operate in the manufacturing industry, so understanding of manufacturing-related inventory valuation is key. Ideal Skills: - Expertise in inventory valuation methods (FIFO, LIFO, Weighted Average Cost) - In-depth knowledge of German financial regulations - Experience in the manufacturing industry Please note that the specific inventory valuation method currently in use has not been determined, and the selected freelancer may need to assist in this assessment.

...lines or geometric shapes in the pattern for added visual appeal. Use gradient coloring for a modern look. Design 4: Puzzle-Inspired T-Shirt (Crossword/Sudoku Theme) Requirements: Integrate a crossword puzzle or Sudoku grid design on the T-shirt. Include words/numbers related to motivation, fun, or mystery (e.g., “Dream,” “Love,” etc.). Keep the grid bold and readable. Suggestions: Add hidden phrases or messages for an interactive feel. Use a black-and-white grid for a classic look or pastel tones for a trendy vibe. Design 5: Cupid Arrow Hitting a Heart (Feb 14 Theme) Requirements: Show a cupid arrow hitting an anatomical heart, with the heart transforming into a classic heart shape (70% converted). Use vibrant red and pink gradients for the hearts. Add...

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...Relatability: Queensland farmers will likely appreciate the local humor and the playful jab at the competitive spirit of the industry. 3. Social Media-Friendly: The hashtag #TractorDanceOff is catchy and perfect for social media, encouraging people to share or make their own tractor dance videos. 4. Engagement: This could spark challenges where people share their own tractor dance moves or farm-related funny content. Bonus Idea: The ad could feature some local landmarks or community moments, tying the tractor sales specifically to Queensland pride, making it even more shareable among locals....

I'm looking for a talented meme creator who can help me edit a funny photo of me. The meme needs to be using my face and the more outrageous it is, the better. I'm thinking of features like a big butt, silly facial expressions, and some bold and outrageous editing. Skills and Experience Ideal: - Proficient in meme creation and photo editing - Creative and has a good sense of humor - Able to create exaggerated features in a funny way

I need a vintage-style poster for my son's student council campaign. The theme is Bob Dylan, so the poster should feature an image of Bob Dylan playing guitar and harmonica, with my son's head humorously superimposed on Dylan's. The text should read: ...on Dylan's. The text should read: "Max Baumgarten for STUCO" and the phrase: "The Times They Are A-Changing". Key Requirements: - The poster should be suitable for printing at 12'' x 18''. - The background should be vintage, with a touch of Woodstock vibes. - The color scheme should be sepia tones, giving it a classic feel. - The superimposed head can be obvious - it is supposed to be a little funny. Ideal Skills: - Graphic Design - Familiarity with Vintage Aesthetics - Hu...

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I'm seeking an experienced developer to enhance my Wiktionary parser. The main focus is on implementing parsing for german language. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in parse5, react.js and HTML parsing - Experience with developing or improving similar parsers Please bid if you have the relevant experience and skills. Instructions: Goal Fix the parser so it correctly extracts conjugation and declension tables for German verbs, adjectives, and nouns. - What to Do Parse HTML tables into JSON (like how Spanish correr works). Make sure it works for: Verbs (machen) → conjugation Adjectives (klein) → declension Nouns (Hund) → declension Run src/tests/ → all tests must pass. Next Steps Fix missing conjugation/declen...

I need a proficient web scraper to extract 30,000 datasets from a single German fashion website. This includes product names, descriptions, prices, and product images (approximately 4 images per product, around 30 kB each). Key requirements: - Meticulous attention to detail to ensure accurate data capture - Experience with handling images during data scraping - Ability to deliver clean, well-organized data The final dataset should be delivered in either CSV or SQL format. Please be prepared to demonstrate your previous work in web scraping.

I need to delete multiple rows within a Word table. I have an Excel showing which rows should be deleted. Afterwards, some page breaks and formatting work might be needed. Skills needed: - Proficiency in Microsoft Word - Attention to detail I have two print screens attached. The word document has 102 pages with 675 rows. 326 rows need to be deleted. All work in the word doc...Excel showing which rows should be deleted. Afterwards, some page breaks and formatting work might be needed. Skills needed: - Proficiency in Microsoft Word - Attention to detail I have two print screens attached. The word document has 102 pages with 675 rows. 326 rows need to be deleted. All work in the word document needs to be done twice: There is an English version of the document, and a German...

I'm seeking a skilled animator or video producer to create an adventurous live action video featuring my funny black dog. This project aims to showcase the humor and charisma of my pet in a series of adventurous scenarios. Key Requirements: - Experience in Live Action Video production or 2D/3D Animation - Ability to create a humorous yet adventurous theme - Previous work featuring animals will be a plus - Excellent storytelling skills to weave humor into adventure The end goal is to produce a fun, engaging video that highlights the antics of my dog in a variety of adventurous situations.

I'm seeking a skilled developer to create a basic informational chatbot for our project. This bot should be equipped with voicebot functionality and able to handle user queries in both text and voice formats. The primary focus of the bot is to disseminate information to users in an engaging and interacti...text and voice user queries seamlessly. - Integrate the bot with our existing systems, if necessary. - Deploy the bot on our website and mobile app. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in developing chatbots and voicebots. - Strong understanding of designing informational bots. - Experience with website and mobile app integration. - Multilingual programming skills, specifically in English, German, and Italian. Please provide your portfolio of similar projects, along...

Hello there, We will translate your PDF file from Italian to English, Swiss German, and Swiss French by the end of this week as discussed. Thank you!

We are looking for a dedicated developer to collaborate with us on building a food app for the German market. The concept is already proven – last year, we generated 500k in revenue and are now aiming to launch a beta version in Germany. We’re seeking a developer who is interested in joining the project as a partner rather than working on an hourly basis, with a shared vision for long-term growth. If you’re interested in becoming part of a promising project, feel free to reach out! We look forward to hearing from you.

I'm in need of a German speaker who can communicate with Deutsche Rentenversicherung (DRV) officials on my behalf. The purpose of this communication is to get status updates on the applications of my clients, specifically 1-5 clients. Ideal Skills: - Fluent in German, both spoken and written - Excellent communication skills - Knowledge of DRV processes would be an advantage - Professional and discreet demeanor Please bid if you are able to assist.

I'm seeking a professional, German-speaking well-versed in organizing training sessions, from single events to comprehensive learning and development programs. The trainings primarily encompass leadership (soft skills), technical, and hard skills like finance. The participants are predominantly mid-level and senior managers, along with CEOs. Key Responsibilities: - Communicate with the client to clarify expectations and deadlines - Organizing comprehensive training on various aspects of leadership including communication skills, team management, decision making, and more. - Liaise with trainers to obtain and distribute training agendas - Send materials to the client or participants as necessary Deliverables: - Alignment with client - Collect in collaboration with our traine...

I'm looking for a talented and creative video editor to help me transform my gameplay footage into entertaining, action-packed, short (15-20 minute) videos with a sprinkling of funny meme clips.

I have a new task that involves data annotation in German. There are 373 items to be completed by the end of this week or early next week at the latest. The task should take around 20 hours (approximately 3 minutes per item). The task is specifically focused on text annotation, and requires entity linking. You will be examining pieces of text and linking entities to their corresponding references. Ideal skills for this task include: - Native speaker of German - Experience with text annotation - Attention to detail and accuracy I'm looking for someone who can deliver quality work within the deadline.

...com/ should update in Wikipedia when the original updates as when these paintings sell, they are removed from that page and new ones are added. Same goes for the ---------------------------------- SEO work for the new Wikipedia page, the original page and for general Google search for certain search phrases and prompts. ---------------------------------- - All the information needed is in the artist's existing page and an additional resume/CV (You will be provided to the freelancer who gets the contract!). - The exhibitions, educational institutions etc. should be referenced and linked on the bottom or when mentioned anywhere within the pages (similar to the sample page of P. Picasso. - Also a

Duties: - Copy/Paste predefined questions into ChatGPT and then Copy/Paste the quotes back into the Google Slides. - Ensure accurate Quote Attribution: Into a ready-made Google Docs file including author name, Quote Text, Source and Year (Please see the image attached). - Use Creative Commons to ensure correct images are used in each slide related to the famous German Person and Copy/Paste relevant details including Name, Title, Author, Source/Link and License into ready-made Google Docs (Please see the image attached). - You can use my predefined guidelines to complete data entry of Country Specific Content for Germany. Reward: - If you prove yourself to be an excellent worker and complete this work to the required standard there is a good chance I would rehire you. The deadline ...

I'm in need of a German speaker who can communicate with Deutsche Rentenversicherung (DRV) officials on my behalf. The purpose of this communication is to get status updates on the applications of my clients, specifically 1-5 clients. Ideal Skills: - Fluent in German, both spoken and written - Excellent communication skills - Knowledge of DRV processes would be an advantage - Professional and discreet demeanor Please bid if you are able to assist.

I'm looking for a talented artist who can create a realistic yet cringe-worthy piece of art of myself. The catch? It needs to be funny. Key Elements: - Exaggerated facial expressions: I want my face to be blown out of proportion in a humorous way. - Ridiculous clothing: Think over-the-top, absurd outfits that you would typically see in cringe-inducing situations. - Awkward poses: The pose needs to be somewhat uncomfortable and out of place, contributing to the 'cringe' factor. The background should be a relatable, everyday setting, creating a contrast with the absurdity of the main subject. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in realistic style of illustration - Ability to capture and exaggerate facial expressions - Creativity in designing ludicrous outfits - Experience ...

...situations comparing past & present presenting different perspectives on the topic universal/cultural significance background information--either personal or historical research--quotes, outside sources evaluation of the thing (may demonstrate how your opinion changed) "I give (this thing) # stars." Specific Tools strong vocabulary--powerful (sometimes provocative) word choices and descriptive phrases questions dialogue metaphors comparisons repetition of key ideas and terms data/statistics references/quotes from many different types of soucres of information, based on what makes sense for the topic footnotes extra space to show section shift italics or all caps to help add voice & emphasis Voice/Tone is conversational (addresses readers directly i...

I'm seeking a video editor for our educational German Youtube channel. The videos are more than 10 minutes long and require a dynamic and fast-paced editing style. Key Responsibilities: - Edit and enhance raw footage into engaging educational content. - Implement a fast-paced editing style to maintain viewer engagement. - Adhere to our branding and content guidelines. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in video editing software (e.g., Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro). - Experience with educational content editing. - Native or fluent German speaker with understanding of the language nuances. - Ability to edit in a dynamic, fast-paced style. This video can be used as a guidline due to me wanting my videos to be in this exact style : Note! The subtitles

I'm looking for a skilled UI/UX designer who can create a sleek and modern design for a comprehensive language exam and course preparation platform. Key aspects of this project include: - Supporting multiple languages (English, Spanish, French, German) - Offering sections for reading, writing, speaking, listening, and grammar - Catering to a diverse target audience of students, teachers, language learners, and language schools The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in UI/UX design for educational platforms - Proficiency in creating multi-language interfaces - Understanding of the different needs and preferences of students, teachers, language learners, and language schools - A keen eye for modern and engaging design aesthetics - Strong communication skills...

I'm looking for native German speakers to participate in audio conversations over Zoom. The primary purpose of these recordings is for speech recognition training. Key Requirements: - Participants should be engaging in discussions around daily life activities. - Each conversation session should last 30 minutes. - The interactions need to be natural and conversational. Ideal skills and experience: - Being a native German speaker is a must. - Prior experience in participating in recordings for speech recognition training would be an advantage. - Ability to discuss various daily life topics in an engaging manner. Please note that the conversations will take place between two individuals, so you will need to coordinate with another native speaker.

I'm facing an issue with my K-Medoids clustering. I have two phrases that share similar words, but are not similar as a whole, causing overlaps in the clustering process. I used Sentence-Transformers for semantic similarity and cosine distance for the distance measure. The main goal is to increase the accuracy of the clustering. I'm open to suggestions for alternative clustering algorithms that could better handle this situation. Ideal skills for this project include: - Expertise in various clustering algorithms - Proficiency in Python and familiar with the Sentence-Transformers library - Strong understanding of semantic similarity and distance measures - Experience in improving clustering processes and increasing accuracy.

I need a booth assistant focused on customer interaction and support. The primary role involves greeting attendees and addressing initial inquiries. I am looking for someone who can: - Warmly greet visitors - Address initial questions and concerns Key skills and experience for this job in...support. The primary role involves greeting attendees and addressing initial inquiries. I am looking for someone who can: - Warmly greet visitors - Address initial questions and concerns Key skills and experience for this job include: - Excellent interpersonal and communication skills - Experience in customer service or public-facing roles - Ability to engage and connect with a diverse audience - German and English communication skills Assist in Inhorgenta Munich from 21 Feb to 24 Feb from ...

I'm looking for a native German speaker to handle incoming customer queries over the phone. The expected volume is more than 50 calls per day. Key Responsibilities: - Providing product information to customers. - Offering technical support to users. Ideal Skills: - Fluent in German (native speaker preferred). - Excellent communication skills. - Experience in customer service. - Knowledge of technical support processes. The goal is to provide exceptional aftersales service and customer support, ensuring every caller's query is handled with professionalism and care.

Hi, could you translate this texts from German to 5 languages (ES, IT, UK, NL, FR). Please, use keywords (highlighted in red) in yours translations.

...Entrepreneur (IE) with registering for German VAT and EORI numbers. The business imports goods from China to a warehouse in Germany and sells across multiple EU countries, including the UK. Responsibilities: • Register the business for German VAT and EORI numbers • Advise on VAT compliance, reporting obligations, and import VAT (19%) • Clarify whether monthly VAT filings are required and assist with compliance • Provide guidance on the One-Stop-Shop (OSS) scheme for EU-wide sales • Ensure proper VAT payments and compliance for imported goods and EU distribution • Assist with any additional requirements (translations, notarizations, etc.) Requirements: • Experience with German VAT registration for non-EU business...

I'm a writer, poet, and novelist looking for someone to help translate my text, originally written in C...Cockney, Geordie, Jamaican and Caribbean Standard English, Liverpool Scouse, and Mackem dialects. The story is humorous and satirical, and it’s crucial to maintain the tone of speech. Task of hilarity: Translate the text into Cockney, Geordie, Caribbean Standard English, Liverpool Scouse and Mackem dialects. Translate and proofread into Danish, Portuguese, Swedish, Greenlandic, Norwegian and German. Translation into Welsh, Irish, Gaelic, and Cornish (Kernewek) will be much appreciated. The text is not long and pretty simple, exactly 208 words, and it's a snippet from a new novel, a humorous and satirical short story. Budget: €0.03 per word translated ...

I'm looking for a Photoshop whizz who can create a satirical spoof ad for a local business. The ad is intended for a local free magazine and should be so over-the-top and badly done that it’s funny. Key Components: - The ad should be a trade advert for a local business. - It should use over-the-top exaggeration to convey its humor. - The visuals should incorporate badly edited photos to emphasise the comedic aspect. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Photoshop is crucial. - A knack for visual humour and satire would be beneficial. - Experience with creating print media would be a plus. Please note, the aim is not to offend but to entertain. The ad should look deliberately comically bad, so freelancers with a good understanding of absurdist humour and parody will be at an ...

Edit website: ADD Buttons. change the domain, the infrastructure is already there, import, implement and link. Insert and change text in English/German language file. Delete and edit icons etc. Thank you for the offer

...lively theme. Use color palettes and animations to distinguish between different challenge levels (Easy, Average, Difficult). Riddle and Emoji Challenge Integration: - Seamlessly integrate riddles and emoji puzzles into the video with text animations, sound cues, and visuals. Ensure transitions between challenges are smooth and engaging. Bloopers Section: - Create a bloopers reel showcasing the funny and candid moments from the shoot. Ending Scene: Wrap up the video with celebratory animations, a thank-you message, and a closing jingle as per the storyboard. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in video editing software (e.g., Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro, After Effects). - Experienced in creating vibrant, humorous, and modern videos with an engaging flow. - Skilled in adding a...