"I am a writer, poet, and novelist looking for someone to help translate my text, originally written in Czech and already available in English, into the following dialects: Cockney, Geordie, Jamaican, Standard Caribbean English, Liverpool Scouse, and Mackem.
The story is humorous and satirical, so it’s crucial to preserve the tone and character of the original text.
The task also includes translation and review into the following languages: Danish, Portuguese, Swedish, Greenlandic, Norwegian, German, Welsh, Irish, Gaelic, and Cornish.
The text is relatively short and simple, exactly 208 words, and is an excerpt from a new novel—a lighthearted and witty short story.