Need Audio Voiceover Made -- 2

I own an escape room and we are making a 70s themed room and I need someone to create the intro for the starting of the game. I need the voice to feel like a 70s speaking person. I also need a second audio clip sounding like a radio personality What I need said is below (FIRST AUDIO CLIP) Let’s get groovy! We’ve been invited to the funkiest party of the decade and you can’t even find your outfit?… I told you to layoff the mushrooms! We’ll wait for you, but not for long! We’ll give you 60 minutes but then we have to jump in the shaggin wagon and skidaddle! HURRY GET THAT OUTFIT AND GET OUT HERE!!! (SECOND AUDIO CLIP TO SOUND LIKE A RADIO HOST) I HOPE YOU ARE DIGGING THE TUNES I AM DROPPING PERK UP THOSE EARS AND GET READY TO BOOGIE DOWN TO OUR HEADLINING ACTS. TONIGHT WE HAVE THE BIG RED MACHINES SHREDDING 3 TIMES TONIGHT FOLLOWED BY THE YELLOW JAZZY JACKETS BANGING OUT THE TUNES A GRAND TOTAL OF 6 TIMES FOLLOWING UP HAPPINESS IS GREEN WILL BE PLAYING 5 TIMES AND THE REST OF THE NIGHT WILL BE DEDICATED TO SLOW BLUES FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT