Satirical Comedy Writer for YouTube/Livestreams

I wish to have a series of monologs written for a fictional character. The character is a middle aged alcoholic slob who does not live in a trailer park. He got out of that shit hole and now lives directly across the railroad tracks from “those people.” He is short, he is fat, he sometimes has a temper. He has an excuse for everything, nothing is his fault, he is just trying to make it in a band. And he has DREAMS! And he believes the internet will help him achieve them! He does his YouTube videos and live streams from a room in his house which he got from ::: Your sketchy funny story ::: He has never cleaned it since he moved in. He sits on an inflatable sofa in front of a wall with a window shaker a/c, some side tables, a messy coffee table and some other nonsense he acquired from thrift shops. His live streams are frequently interrupted by the freight trains directly out side. Inspiration: Absolutely Fabulous, George Carlin, This is Spinal Tap Full Concept: 1. YouTube – Series of monologs needed to garner attention and justify/accompany livestreams. 2. Live Streaming – Series of funny stories to support skits. 3. ***** 4. ***** 5. ***** 6. ***** 7. ***** Needed: 1. Character Name 2. Stories told in the first person about: illuminati, conspiracies, alien abduction, touring with bands, fighting in black-ops wars, operating as a spy, rescuing children from human trafficking cartels, whatever. They all just need to end… “I could have been a hero, I could have been famous, but the reward got taken from me and given to someone else and that is why I need your help (the internet) to finally make my dream come true.” Time line: 4-6 months - First Video Premier