Greetings!
I hope this message finds you in high spirits and ready for some quirky and humorous bidding! As a professional Backend developer with a knack for IoT projects, I couldn't resist the opportunity to work on your entrepreneurial venture.
Your project description had me at "similar to an Alarm system but without the 'cameras' section." Who needs cameras anyway, right? With my expertise in Backend Development and Internet of Things (IoT), I am fully equipped to handle the connections via HTTP, MQTT, Websockets, and Wifi. I'll make sure your microcontroller (ESP32) and user's mobile app are best friends forever.
Now, let's talk about the important stuff - budget, agenda availability, and estimated development time. But hey, let's save that for a chat, shall we? I promise to be prompt, professional, and punctual in our discussions.
Rest assured, I am not here to play games (unless it's debugging, then I'm all in). I offer you seriousness, a real project, and the potential for future references. Plus, I'm always up for meetings to clarify any point, whether it's about your project or the latest episode of that quirky sitcom we both secretly love.
So, let's embark on this IoT adventure together! Connect with me in the chat, and let's make your project a roaring success!
Yours hilariously,