As an experienced JavaScript developer and programmer, I have what it takes to meet your unique project needs for creating a funny code that's tough to decipher for non-developers. With my deep understanding of JavaScript, I can cleverly interweave the concept of Glory and its association with different teams collaborating towards achieving greatness. I understand the goal is to create an amusing code, and without using alert or console log or comments, I will expertly make the reader overlook the surprise value of "great" in their quest to solve the coded puzzle.
Moreover, my extensive experience in C++, Java, HTML5, CSS, PHP, Android apps and more uniquely positions me to execute this task effectively. Being well-versed in Web designing and management also ensures that my code will be optimally tailored for its purpose – long enough to keep readers intrigued but carefully crafted so they don't immediately grasp the hidden "great" value. MySQL is another one of my specialties, meaning that the final result can be seamlessly integrated into your existing systems.
In choosing me for this project, you're opting for not just technical skills but a rich professional network that extends to other areas you may need assistance with now or in the future. I am committed not just to meeting but exceeding your expectations. So let's connect and turn your project into a fun-filled masterpiece together!