Standard Disclaimer: I don't own Smurfs, obviously. This is a mature work of fiction and may contain dirty jokes, sexual situations, actual sex, violence, gore, horrible puns, real consequences to actions, and characters who are not infallible.

A/N: It's been over a year! Holy smokes! I've been going back over the story in it's entirety and editing a bit. Mostly it's just small mistakes/misspells I've corrected, though there's been three edits that are bigger.

-I've altered the 'Papa's mama gets swept away' story that was mentioned in the first chapter. I've found it distressingly close to what was hinted at in Lady Raven's The Smurfette Village (If you haven't read it, go read it and it's sequels, it's a good read! www.fanfiction.net/s/1898649/1… ). That has been changed to be her being kidnapped by a 'strange shadowy bird' which fits into my narrative much better. *Evil grin*

-Jokey broke canon. He was at Gargamel's during the battle and at the village during the battle. Sneaky little prankster. That's been corrected and he's no longer at the village. XD

-Clever was still a female during the whole 'oops I dropped the bottle' scene. I bet she thought I wouldn't notice. >:V That's been corrected.

This chapter ran long. That's what I get for listening to Flogging Molly and writing fight scenes. And now, with the end of this chapter, the First Days arc is done. The second Grey Smurfs arc will begin and alternating chapters will continue after the next regular chapter. I'm thinking of calling it Dark Days.

First: Smurfs Forever
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Side Series -First Days: First Days 04
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