An English Drinking Song by Foxy-Knight, literature
Literature
An English Drinking Song
The British Drunk Song
I’m from England, born and bred
The weather is bloody terrible
The people full of dread
And some of our food…is scarcely edible
Is it any wonder then? (What?)
Is it a shocking realization? (No!)
That all our English Gentlemen
Resort to total…inebriation?But why should we be drunk?! (Why?)
Why should we be pissed?! (Why?)
There are so many finer words
In fact I’ve got the list!
You could be parked, you could be farmed
Toasted, chilled, smattered and ever so slightly battered
Be careful you don’t get tanked
That can do some harmSo when you are heading home tonight
And an officer asks if you’ve been drinking
Don’t panic...
Im leaving the group. I tried to submit an anime picture I drew but it was declined. I don't know why but it's fine. I dont have a photoshop, and that was pretty much the best i can do. Sorry, looks like I can provide anything good enough. Sorry.