SILKEN
FIRM
FERMENTED
ON YOUR BED COVERED IN ROSE PETALS AND SURROUNDED BY SCENTED CANDLES
DEEP FRIED
Deviation Actions
SO, how do you feel about your nose
I LOVE MY SEXY NOSE.
NOSE, Y U SO UGLY?!
VOLDEMORT NOSE, PLZ THNX.
I WISH I HAD LIKE... 990832049832 NOSES BECAUSE I LOVE MINE SO MUCH.
Your laptop has just made a suicidal head dive for the ...
SNAP IT IN HALF SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO SUFFER ANY LONGER. U __U
CARRESS IT AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE.
TAKE IT TO ONE LAST ROMANTIC PICNIC IN THE PARK WITH THE SUN SETTING BEHIND YOU TWO.
KILL YOURSELF AS WELL SO YOU MAY DIE BY ITS SIDE.
MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY.
WATCH AS MUCH PORN AS YOU CAN ON IT BEFORE IT DIES. VIRUSES? NO BIGGIE.
KICK AND PUNCH AT THE BASTARD OF A HARDWOOD FLOOR UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY MESS.
W-WHA... I DON'T EVEN....? TOFU, GO GET SOME MENTAL HELP....
MY COMMISSIONS ARE
TOO CHEAP
TOO EXPENSIVE
JUST RIGHT
LKSDJFLKEW YOUR COMMISSIONS SUCK BOOOOO YOU SUCK BIG BALLS, TOFU!!!11
