TheSquirrellyWraith

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, beneficial pokemon virus If you should get a trades Pokemon with nickname , 'Free Eevees' Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances, should you use it in battle Or else it will Translate your pokedex into Kantonian Make your mother,s TV record "Dorkly” Release your pokemon boxes and give your Mareep loses its static cling (Look out!) It's gonna make your PC screen get magnetoned (Look out!) Erase the Lore easter eggs off your Tms and Hms (Look out!) Erase your Memory Cards and your backups too And the SD cards of anyone related to you Virus alert! Release the Pokemon immediately before someone gets perfect Efort values! Direct message this message on to everybody Soon, very soon, it will make all the Fur Leal off your pokedolls, It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your Furfrou a hickey And invest your Leugue Pointsin stock in Kalos Pokestar studios Then, it will tie up your Rotomphone, making Prank Womderntrades It'll set your Pokemon gen 3 Real time clocks back an hour and start clogging the Global Trade Station So just Release itnow, or else it will Decide to give your fighting Pokemon a permanent confusion, Legally change your Trainer name to Regirock. Even mess up the IV balance in your Pokemon stats It's gonna melt your glitchy scarlet verisave file down (Look out!) And make your pokeradio only play Jigglypuff’s song (Look out!) And tell you knock-knockmwhile yiu try to use rest 🛌 (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to Mareeps (Look out!) Steal your identity and your Leugue champion cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Dummy Slowpoke all over the place That's right it's a Release all your infected Pokemon before someone gets hurt! Pm this message to everybody The End..