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Now all of Celesteville was in a total panic! The hunter who they thought had perished years ago was alive and was out to revoke their protection rights so that he could hunt them all again! And the biggest non-conservatve hate group on earth and the second biggest (and most misognist) were on his side!Naturally, all the citizens were swarming the palace asking Babar about what they were going to do. He had no idea so he eventually had the barricade the palace doors tight.“Oh Celeste...” Babar said miserably. “I’m...I just have no idea what to do!”“There there BAbar.” Celeste said kindly. “You’ve just been under so much stress.”“I’m the ki...

What happens when the 80s televisions most beloved elephant meets his not-quite dead old enemy and the world's biggest (and most infamous) non-conservative hate group? Hillarity!“May I come out now Caleste?” King Babar called from inside his room.“Not yet Babar.” Caleste replied.“I don’t see why I’ve got to stay in here.” Babar said. “I mean who could possibly be coming that would require me to wait in here until they show up?”“It’s a surprise.” Caleste replied.Babar was confused. As the king of Calesteville, and the one who had saved his herd from the hunter  and introduced them to civilization, he deserved info on these matters.All of a ...

"Roxie." Dexter said. "Being tortured in Hell for nine months really messed with my mind…""Yeah, he went insane when he did all that stuff to us! He's not himself!" I added."I still won't forgive him!" she said. "He tried to kill us!"“Roxie, remember that I always forgive your sins. So you must do the same.” God said.Roxie looked at God. Then looked at Dexter and smiled.“Of course I do daddy!” she laughed.We all then hugged each other.“So are you ready to go to Heaven now Dexter?” God asked.“God...I’d like to stay on earth.” Dexter said. “I want another chance to be a loving husband and father....”“Very well.” God said.“Now, I’ve got to re...

We then flew to this little animal truck.“where are we mommy?” Roxie asked me.“This honey, is where the keep all the animals for the Christmas parades.” I said. “I have a plan. I heard that for the Christmas Parade this year, they were going to have a rudolph and a male and female deer next to the Santa, which they would then release into the wild after the show. Maybe we can take their place and be released into the cold wilderness, where we’ll live with other deer and try to figure out a way to change back.”“Won’t the people be freaked out by my red nose?” Roxie asked.“No, cause you’re going to be Rudolph! Remember?” I asked.“Oh yeah.......

Roxie and I both remained locked in that pen for until christmas Eve. Dexter did let us once a day for an hour to have some space and move around in the cold (Roxie and I both prefered cold climates as reindeer now) but he straped heavy chains to us to keep us from flying. While in our pen, we could hear Dexter and his elves making plans though...to rob houses. We both were disgusted.Roxie spent most of her time just laying around in despair, like all hope was lost. I felt terrible. Sure I did not like that my husband had gone completely insane and was abusing us...I couldn't imagine how badly his time suffering in Hell had twisted him and...

We both turned to see Doug and beside him were two elf like creatures. Only they didn’t look cute and friendly at all! They had glowing red eyes, pale grey skin, fangs and claws!“Remove her clothes.” Doug ordered. “It’ll show her that she’s not a human anymore and she’s mine!”The two elves grinned and ran over to me tore off my clothes leaving me naked. But I was a deer now, so I didn’t care.Hello Heathy, you like nice!” Doug laughed.“Wha-what did you do to me?!” I exclaimed. I could still talk which was good.“Got my revenge.” he said smiling.“R-revenge?” I asked. “What revenge?”“You still haven’t figured it out yet have you?” he said smil...

“Actually he’s called DEXTER.” I said. “Well...it’s kind of a sad story..and a long one.”“I like long stories.” Doug said.“Well...okay.” I said. “Well, Dexter was a real sweet guy. He was a cute guy..not h handsome per se but he just really knew me very well...just like you. And for the time we were married, it seemed like he was a great man. He took time off from work  to be with me, he never forgot our anniversary, and he always was home christmas. Well anyway, last year, I was going to visit my mother for a few days, Roxie was spending the night at a friend’s house and Dexter was going to have the house to himself. When I got to the air...

"We're going to Alaska?” Roxie asked me the next day after Doug had left.Doug needs a commercial made for his new theme park and he asked ME to make it for him!” I said. “And he also said that he wants YOU to be in it too Roxie!”“Me?” Roxie asked surprised. “In a commercial?! Oh boy!”“We thought you’d be excited.” I said smiling. “We’re leaving in two days, so start packing tonight.”Roxie nodded.I was so happy! I had missed the love and support Dexter had given both of us and now someone was there! And I was surprisingly attracted to Doug for some odd reason. Just his smile and eyes made me feel happy for some reason.I was out walking thro...

A week later, I was working when Mr. Workley called me.“Heather, could I see you for a moment?” Mr. Workley asked.“Coming sir.” I said. I followed him into his office and sat down. He was not smiling.“I suppose you have not heard the news yet, have you?” he asked me.“About what?” I asked.“Your new commercial?” he said.“No, how did it do?” I asked eagerly.“It was a fucking disaster!” he yelled.“It was?” I asked surprised.“Yes, we got an avalanche of complaints from parents, who say that their children were distraught when they wouldn’t buy Larsons chocolate chips because they thought that Santa wouldn’t bring them presents! Our company’s ga...

My name is Heather Brown. Did you ever have a Christmas that changed your life? I know my daughter and I did this year.It was two weeks before Christmas and the company which I worked for, Larson’s chocolates was filming it’s very first commercial! And I was especially delighted because the president of the company, Patrick Workley has chosen me to write and direct it! I was nervous but nonetheless excited to have such an honor! I spent few days writing it and finally, the night came for directing it! The actors were getting ready and talking and soon it was time ti quiet them down.“Heather, this commercial of your’s had better be a succes...