Zootopia bloopers

The zootopia logo appears, along with red text below it, making the title, “zootopia blooper reel”.

*beep-beep*

Director: speed, marker. And... action!

Judy jumps off her metermaid cart, off the sign but she crashes against the windshield of the giraffe car. She slides down the windshield with a squeaking noise.

Judy: i’m Ok...
Director: cut!

*beep-beep*

Drill sergeant: frigid ice wall!

Judy grabs onto the ice wall, but slides off, lands on a piece of ice, which catapults her off screen.

*Crash!*

Judy: i’m Ok!

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Judy: ooh, uh, you probably didn’t know but, a bunny can call another bunny cute, but when other animals do it, it’s a little...
Clawhauser: gasp! I am so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just some....some.... what was my line again?
Director: “some flabby donut-loving cop stereotyping you!”
Clawhauser: hahaha, right sorry, I keep forgetting.

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Director: marker. And...action!

Nick: I tell him that all the time. Alright, here you go, two paws!

he hands finnick the jumbo pop, but finnick suddenly loses his balance, spinning around on one foot while nick and Judy duck to avoid getting hit, then the pop hits the camera, knocking it to the ground.

director: hey!
finnick: oh jeez! I’m sorry! Is the camera ok?
boom operator: yeah it’s ok.
finnick: I told you guys to make the jumbo pop lighter!

*beep-beep*

After nick lets the jumbo pop melt, he throws the stick off the roof, then slides down, only to start slipping.

Nick: whoa whoa whoa! Gah! *falls into the dumpster, then sticks his arm out as he speaks sarcastically* can the roof be a little more slippery, please?

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Judy climbs up to her chair in the bull pen, but as she struggles, the film crew and a few officers laugh.

Judy: what? What’s so funny? Oh ha ha, real funny nick.

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At the DMV, as nick and Judy approach flash, Judy suddenly slips on a banana peel.

Judy: whoa! Oof! *as nick and the film crew laugh* Ok, who left this banana peel here? Nick!

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As nick hugs Judy during the apology scene, he places a sign on her back that says “place paw here” with an arrow pointing at her tail. Nick and the film crew snicker, and Judy notices.

Judy: huh? Darn it, nick!

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Judy: you can’t just touch a sheep’s wool.
Nick: it’s like cotton candy.
Judy: stop it!

But before bellwether could lift her head, her pompadour comes off, revealing that it’s a wig, surprising the two.

Bellwether: where to— ah!
Judy: i’m Sorry!
Nick: I didn’t even know it was a wig.
Bellwether: shearing incident, it’ll grow back. *puts her wig back on*
Director: alright, let’s try again.

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Judy:
As duke runs towards little rodentia, he throws the bag over to the other side and gets into the entrance, but is suddenly stuck.

Duke: ack! What the heihei?
Director: cut!
Duke: I told you guys to make the entrance bigger! I may be slim, but not that slim to squeeze through here!

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Judy: that’s what manchas was afraid of! Wolves! The wolves are the night howlers! If they took manchas...
Nick: i’ll Bet they took otterton too— *acidentally kisses Judy as he turns to face her* whoa.
Judy: oh my....
Director: *laughing* cut!
Judy: not funny, you guys!
Nick I got admit, you are a good kisser, Judy.
Judy: this won’t happen again until the sequel, you hear me?

*beep-beep*

Director: action!

Judy howls to distract Gary. He hears it, but instead of a howl, he crows like a rooster.

Director: cut!
Larry: what was that? You’re supposed to howl.
Gary: sorry, I got lost in my thoughts, I thought I heard a rooster! Ok, i’m Ready to go again, sorry.

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Judy: and I am going to make sure that you— BURRRRP!
mr. Big: whoa! *falls off his chair*
Director: cut!
Judy: oh my! Excuse me...
Nick: heh heh, nice one, fluff!
Judy: sorry, I had that veggie taco for lunch. Ok i’m Alright now. Sorry.

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Director: speed, marker.
Cameraman: wait, let me pull back.
Judy: that these predators might be reverting back to their primitive savage ways. And that— PHHFFFFFFT!...oh boy.
Director: cut!
Reporter 1: goodness, was that you?
Reporter 2: I guess that’s why they call you officer toot-toot. Ha ha!
Judy: not funny, guys.

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Savage manchas was about to pounce nick, but suddenly stops acting.

Manchas: i’m Sorry, can we cut? *nick and Judy groan* my performance is believable, but I just don’t think i’m Coming across. Hmm... oh, I know, I lather up a bunch of saliva! Si, that’s perfect! Alright, one more for me!

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nick: hey flash wanna hear a joke?
judy: no!
flash: actually...I...have...a...joke...as...well.
nick: really? Let’s hear it.
flash: ....knock...
nick: I heard it! *laughs*
judy: ugh, can we cut? I just don’t have time for two jokes! I’ll be in my trailer.

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Bonnie: yeah, terry ate one whole when we were kids and went completely nuts.
stu: he bit the chickens out of your mother. Chickens?! Hahahahaha!
judy: hahahaha! D-did he need some honey mustard too?
bonnie: buck-buck-bagawk! Hahahahahaha! Ok...ok...i’m Done. Hee hee.
stu: we’re calm now!
director: alright, let’s go again.

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Nick, pretending to be savage, fake bites judy’s Neck. She screams.

Judy: bleh! Blood, blood, blood blah blah blah! More blood! Oh the pain! Oh what a world! *nick starts snickering as well as the film crew off screen* hahaha, sorry, sorry. I couldn’t resist. Ah ha ha ha ha!

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During gazelle’s love performance, she suddenly loses balance and falls off the edge of the stage. The music stops, everyone gasps, but she climbs up unharmed.

Gazelle: i’m Ok! We either need to get lower platforms or I need to stop wearing high heels on these types of stages.

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