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(PART 2) Narrator: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first. Stanley: *sobbing* Narrator: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that. Stanley: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Narrator: ...We're on the ground floor. Stanley: I know but I want a dramatic exit. Stanley: So jellyshish- Narrator, laughing: JELLYSHISH!? Stanley: You know what I meant! Stanley: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FRICKING. IMPORTANT. Narrator: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes. Narrator: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you. Stanley: ...First of all, calm down. Narrator: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Narrator: One... two... three. Stanley: ... Narrator: ... Narrator: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us. Narrator: You have Crayons? Stanley: Yes, I have— Narrator: You're— how old are you? Stanley: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE