Orcish Interview (RedScript77 Style Story) by rolleredge, literature
Literature
Orcish Interview (RedScript77 Style Story)
Orcish Interviews
Interviewee: Orcilla Fuhncfuht
Age:36
Hair Color: Deep Purple
Eyes: Cyan
Skin: Bright Green
Foot size (In earth terms): 12 (Mens)
Ticklish: Absolutely
Setting: A shopping mall at Podo-Rez, a modern orc populated city. One of many.
Begin Interview.
(Orcilla fixes her pump, the heel of the insole hangs outward. The interviewer clears their throat.)
Orcilla: Oh, is the camera rolling? Terribly sorry.
Interviewer: Pardon my eagerness. Just itching to Interview my first Orc woman.
Orcilla: Speaking of itching…
(She reaches for her pump.)
Interviewer: Not yet.
(Orcilla obeys)
Interviewer: Now, tell us a bit about yourself. Miss Orcilla… how do you pronounce your Surname.
Orcilla: Pay close attention. First word. Fun. As in… wheeeeeee! Fun! Add a K to it. And finally… (Holds up pump-clad foot.) Foot. One foot, not two feet.
Interviewer: Funkfoot?
Orcilla: You almost had it… Fuhncfuht. Pardon the linguistic strain. It's quite an ancient name. From two
Wild Cat x Lady Goat: Smelly + Ticklish (Prologue) by Piedsnus500, literature
Literature
Wild Cat x Lady Goat: Smelly + Ticklish (Prologue)
After more than one year of idyllic loving relationship, Jeff Leeds (Wild Cat) and Fran Ziege (Lady Goat) had taken the decision of formalizing their unconditional love for each other with a contract of civil union – they weren’t much interested in a marriage, as they would rather celebrate their love in intimacy, and the screenwriters wouldn’t have been interested to marry two background characters before the cameras in any case. On this occasion, Jeffrey had claimed that he would take the name of his bride, as it was authorized in the registry office laws of Bygone Island. Therefore, he was now known as Jeffrey Ziege, a last name that he always had found cute and lovely. Some would say that it didn’t make sense since he wasn’t a goat himself, ‘Ziege’ being a German word for ‘goat’. But none of them could have cared less about it. It was just a matter of showing how much he loved her.
As for Fran, she was now dreaming about finding a job. Jeff working at the village library, she