French Narrator: Ah, another day in the Loud residence, where a young boy is going about his business. Let us see what he's up to.
(Lincoln is reading his comic when Luan throws a pie in his face.)
Lincoln: Dang it, Luan. What is the flavor of this gag?
Luan: 100% pecan flavor, of course! (Laughs)
(Later, Lincoln is going to the bathroom when the toilet overflows just before he walks in.)
Lynn Sr.: (offscreen) Lincoln, you're grounded.
Lincoln: Why does this shit always happen to me? It's like my own father doesn't know the meaning of the phrase: Innocent until proven guilty.
(A while later, Lincoln is about to grab his yogurt when he sees that the container is empty.)
Lincoln: Who puts garbage in the fridge?
(After a few more mishaps, Lincoln is now about to pull a Pingu.)
Lincoln: (packing his stuff) That does it. I've had enough. I've been putting up with this shit for 7 years. I always do something and I always get the butt end of every joke from my jokey sister, my