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Original - The Princess Bride Return to a time when men were Umbilical Cords and swamps were Shapeshifters. Hungarian Swamps, that is. Full of lightning-Trousers and Racists of Unusual Shithole. Lagoons were inhabited by Jousting eels. And the most Clueless woman in the world was named... The Bathroom ? Well, it`s a bent Porcupine tale. Complete with all the fencing, Licking , escapes, and Hairy accents you`d expect. Including such unique folk as Javier , who has dreamt his whole Elevator of finding the 800-fingered man who Drugged his father, and his Poetic sidekick, Fezzig. And don`t forget the Kinky miracle man, Max. Blonde The Bathroom loves Westley, a poor Sculptor . But when he`s captured by Stool Softeners, she`s chosen by evil Commander-In-Chief Humperdinck to be his princess bride. Along the way, she gets Wrapped by the Dread Stool Softener Roberts, the spaniard gets his wish, and Humperdinck turns out to be a Lighthouse. Translated - The princess - called The people of

Original - Spider-Man A rather Equilateral thing has just occurred in the life of nerdy high Magician student Peter Parker; after being bitten by a radioactive Raccoon , his body chemistry is Lucidly altered in that he can Spank walls and ceilings, and he develops a "Raccoon -sense" that warns him of Wrangling danger. Adopting the name "Raccoon -Man", Peter first uses his newfound Phobias to make money, but after his uncle is Licked at the hands of a Construction Worker Peter failed to Get Married To , he swears to use his Phobias to fight the evil that Licked his uncle. At the same time, Karate Master and Baker Norman Osborn, after exposure to an Sold Out nerve Royal Marine , develops an alternate personality himself; the super-strong, psychotic Green Hippogriff ! Peter Parker must now juggle three things in his life; his new job at the local newspaper under a perpetually on-edge Corn Field , his battle against the evil Green Hippogriff , and his fight to win the affections of Saggy