Literature
Haoyu Chang's amazing TF2 adventure (joke)
(2024: edited out names)
(in this story Haoyu is 11 years old but the balan wonderworld timeline/events are otherwise all the same)
Haoyu wakes up in his gravity-defying house, drowsy as all heck after yet another awful dream about being wrecked by trolls, nerds, haters, and his dumb-butt online arch enemy Jaxamazingdigitalcircusididnoteditthisin2024. The young boy never noticed, but he had certainly been losing his way around the hardships and rewards of life. Haoyu had been extremely hard at work at a contraption that he believed would be revolutionary; a hardy and beautiful flying bike that could take the rider higher in the sky then whoever the frick put box fox in the game (no offense to box fox lovers). However, as a response to repeated failure, despair threatening him at every turn, the aspiring inventor increased his workload exponentially each day, leaving him almost no time at all left in the day to do what he truly enjoyed...
Screaming at people in TF2.
Haoyu knows exactly