Literature
King Blastfin and Queen Bouncelia: Love Story
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Lexie was searching for her son when she bumped into King Blastfin. "Oh, hi Blastfin," says Lexie, "didn't mean to bump into you."
"Did you forget," asks King Blastfin.
"Uh… happy birthday," Lexie guesses.
"I helped you fight the Naughty Ones," says King Blastfin, "and you have yet to help me get with Queen Bouncelia!"
"Oh… sorry, I guess I've been busy trying to find my son," says Lexie.
"I'm sorry for sounding selfish," says Blastfin, "it's just… I failed to win her over with my selfish and arrogant ways and lost her to a monster! I just want this chance…"
Lexie sighs. "Alright," says Lexie, "I just worry that the longer I take, the less likely my son's alive!"
"I promise, I will help you find your son," says King Blastfin, "have you found any clues?"
"Just notes about the other mascots and stuff about a girl named Claire he has a crush on," says Lexie.
"Oh, I met Claire, she's amusing," says King Blastfin.
Lexie and King Blastfin enter