Literature
Red and Scarlet Have Children
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Scarlet was pacing. "Scarlet, what are you doing," asks Red.
"Oh, Red, Darling, I have a surprise," says Scarlet, "I'm working on an experiment!"
"Really," asks Red, "what is it?"
"I'm creating life," says Scarlet. The machine beeps. "They're ready!" She runs to it.
"Wait, what is the experiment," asks Red.
"Look, our own little babies," says Scarlet.
"What," asks Red.
Three little red babies. "Aren't they adorable," asks Scarlet.
"Scarlet, what were you thinking," asks Red, "we're evil mad scientists! We can't raise babies!"
"Oh, Red, there's no reason we can't," says Scarlet.
"I came to see the babies," says Blue. He then sees them. "Awe, they're so cute! Hi, I'm your Uncle Blue!"
"The Babies like you," says Scarlet.
Red and Scarlet try to take care of the babies, but they prove to be very difficult. The babies keep throwing things, crying, and… take a guess.
"I knew this was a bad idea," says Red.
"At least they're asleep," says