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“You won’t catch me Bond” yells out Dominic Salvatore as Colombian drug smuggler that Bond was chasing through his compound after incapacitating all of his henchmen. “You can’t escape me Salvatore answers the super spy. Salvatore fires some shots at Bond before running into a room. “Perfect” Bond thought to himself, “he ran into a room with no exits” Bond had him trapped so he kicked in the door and rolled through with his pistol out. “You’re finished Salvat… what is happening?” Bond expected he’d have to shoot the criminal but instead he was being kissed by a short woman with brown hair. “She’s a (smooch) an(smooch)droid, they can’t (smooch) be controlled (smooch smooch smooch)” Bond picked up a chair and smashed the android in the head, shutting it down, “thank you” says the exhausted and embarrassed criminal, Bond kicks him in the head to knock him out. “Q I’m bringing something back you’ll be very interested in” Bond says into his communications device. While Bond

“New York, NEEEEWWWWW YOOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKK” Zari sings to her sister Mary as they are staying with their Aunt Susan in her home in New York city. “Will you stop singing that one part over and over again” whines Mary for the hundredth time. “It’s the only part of the song I know” grins Zari. Aunt Susan enters the room and puts an end to the sibling teasing. “Zari you can annoy Mary later, I’m taking her to a lesbian bar” Susan puts her arm around Mary, “Zari you can take this card and buy all the stuff you want while we’re busy” Susan hands Zari a black credit card. “Thanks Aunty” smiles Zari, “and Mary have fun with all the lesbians” Mary kicks Zari. “Oh right my bad you want to meet the Spider-Lesbian” Zari continues to tease her sister. “I don’t want to meet her” Mary says defensively. “Mary I can’t promise you’ll meet a superheroine lesbian but I can promise you many beautiful women” Susan says before she rushes her niece out of the apartment. “She hits me now