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“Everybody asks ‘How to beat Magnus’, but nobody asks ‘How is Magnus?’.” -Nobody asks “How is X” meme, fitted to general Real Racing 3 context. One day, at the Porsche Test Track… Mario: MAMMA MIA! THAT IS THE BUGATTI BOLIDE! Ahmed: Yup, it’s the legendary Bolide, and I can’t wait to let you guys take a spin in it! Rosalina: Well, I am not a big fan of this thing. See, thing is, all Bugattis had terrible brakes, and I do not expect this one to be different. After one test run… Rosalina: Yuck. The brakes suck. (Suddenly, Magnus came) Magnus: Oi you, you look like the woman in pink dress. I’m going to duel you! Natalia: Wait, you can’t just – Magnus: DUEL ME! (One duel later…) Magnus: Good grief… I know I should have retired. Thanks. (Peaces out, GMod ragdoll style) Mario: …MAAAA – (explodes) Rosalina: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself, then. (Walks to a hanging noose, did a little backflip and hanged herself) Later, at Monza… Natalia: THAT IS CRAZY! MAGNUS IS RETIRING?! THEN