A Dwarven Drinking Song by DreamerOfShadows, literature
Literature
A Dwarven Drinking Song
A skinny wizard once stopped by
To rob the halls of Dumathoin -
But he quickly gave up tryin',
And no more will he be scryin'
Since we kicked him in the groin!We kicked him in the groin! (Hey!) We kicked him in the groin! (Hey!) We bashed that wizard's gizzards
Then we kicked him in the groin!A goblin gang with pointy snouts
Once tried to steal our golden coin -
But the boogers dropped their blades
And think no more of dwarfing raids
'Cause we kicked 'em in the groin!We kicked 'em in the groin! (Hey!) We kicked 'em in the groin! (Hey!) We set those goblins hobblin'
When we kicked 'em in the groin!We found an elf who l...
