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Count Orlok Is The Disease Of DEATH BATTLE! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Count Orlok Is The Disease Of DEATH BATTLE!
Count Orlok Aka: Nosferatu, The Bird of Death Origin: Nosferatu: A Symphony Of Horror (1922) Feats His name alone strikes fear into the heart's of the local residentsKilled the entire crew of the ship he was transported onMade the people of Wisborg believe the plague was breaking outResponsible for Spongebob and Squidward nearly shitting their pants Physical Abilities Carries his dirt-filled coffins around with ease, even when in full sprintBites through necksBeing scratched by his long fingernails has to hurtAssumably capable of overpowering most people Bite His sharp teeth aren't just for showPierces necks and drinks the victims bloodBit...
Alma And Elena Execute DEATH BATTLE! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Alma And Elena Execute DEATH BATTLE!
Elena (left) & Alma (right)
Members 3 & 5 of The Lotus Origin: The Night Comes For Us
Feats Members of The Lotus, a mysterious group of assassinsWork for Chien Wu, a member of the Six SeasElena casually killed an heavily injured Bobby immediately after dispatching three thugsAfter toying with him, Alma executed WisnuGave The Operative trouble, the latter even losing a finger during their fight-The Operative previously defeated Ito, who takes on whole groups of goons on a daily basis Strength As strong as you'd expect two trained athletic killers to be Capable of blocking sword strikes from The Operative, another highly skilled assassin, ...
Berlin Is Waiting For DEATH BATTLE's Call! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Berlin Is Waiting For DEATH BATTLE's Call!
Andrés de Fonollosa
Codename: Berlin
Occupation: Jewel Thief, Robber Origin: La Casa De Papel/Money Heist Feats Carried out 27 robberies on jewelry storesTogether with Palermo, developed a plan to take the gold stored in the Spanish National BankAppointed on-field leader of the group during the heist on the Royal Mint of Spain-Nairobi briefly took the lead, but had to admit shortly after that Berlin was better suited, especially in keeping the hostages in checkStood his ground against the police long enough to allow the rest of the gang to escapeUniversally agreed to be one of, if not the best character of the whole show Physical Stats S...
Mr. Slausen Adds DEATH BATTLE To His Museum! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Mr. Slausen Adds DEATH BATTLE To His Museum!
Mr. Slausen 2nd Personality: Davey Origin: Tourist Trap (1979) Feats After his wife cheated on him with his brother Davey, Slausen killed them bothIf his house is any indication, murdered dozens of people and turned them into mannequinsDrove Molly insaneIs in fact pretty creepy Physical Stats Threw the athletic Jerry off of him and proceeded to lift him up one-handedLaughed off a swing to the head with a rifleConsistently sneaks up on his victimsDespite Molly having a huge head-start, Slausen managed to appear behind her, jumping out of a water hole nonetheless Psychic Powers Loves to use telekinesis on his victimsMakes sure his victim can...
Macavity Is The Mystery Cat Of DEATH BATTLE! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Macavity Is The Mystery Cat Of DEATH BATTLE!
Macavity Aka: The Mystery Cat, The Hidden Paw Origin: Cats Feats Rumored to having broken every human law-If that's true, he's done some messed up stuffScotland Yard is uncapable of catching him-SCOTLAND YARD is fooled by a CAT!Kidnapped several Jellicle Cats to manipulate the Jellicle Ball-Put most of the remaining Jellicles under his spell Nearly succeeded in becoming the Jellicle Choice Physical Abilities Fought off two other cats, Alonzo and Munkustrap, at onceDomestic cats are capable of reaching speeds of nearly 50 km/h in short burstsVery agile with a great sense of balanceJumped on top of a billboard-Billboards are about 14 feet (...
Mr. No Legs Kicks Ass In DEATH BATTLE! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Mr. No Legs Kicks Ass In DEATH BATTLE!
Mr. No Legs Real Name: Unknown Origin: The Amazing Mr. No Legs (1978) Feats A feared enforcer
Works for the feared drug lord D'AmicoKilled six hitmen all by himself-Wrecked two of them after they tackled him into a poolOne hell of a badass Strength Very athletic buildSupports his own weight
Punches the crap out of peopleManages to swim perfectly well despite having no legs Speed After blasting a goon with his shotguns, adjusted his wheelchair in time to shoot down another guy trying to run awayBlocked every strike from another martial artist Fighting Skill
Practices martial artsUses the fact that he's missing limbs to his advantageWhen in...
Hsu Hao vs. Spopovich - Prelude by SilverJenkins, literature
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Hsu Hao vs. Spopovich - Prelude
Silver: Being a martial artist is great and all, but there comes a point in life where you have to wonder if beating the snot out of people fair and square in the ring is the only way to make money. This is just one of the reasons why so many scumbags decide to turn to a life of crime to pay their bills, like my masked friend right here.Vega: Oh no, that was sooo mean. That's it, tonight, I'm going to think about my life choices over a fine wine sitting on the balcony of my mansion. After I gutted you like a fish, that is.Silver: *gulps* Anyways, a nice little side effect of siding yourself with other villains is the offering of power! A l...
Nobody Likes Hsu Hao In DEATH BATTLE! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Nobody Likes Hsu Hao In DEATH BATTLE!
Hsu Hao Origin: Mortal Kombat
Feats Commander of the Red Dragon, a notorious crime syndicateBefore the start of his criminal career, was an accomplished martial artistInfiltrated the Special Forces and stayed with them for years without anyone noticing him being a spySuccessfully destroyed the Special Forces BaseMavado sent him to kill Shang Tsung, showing his trust in Hsu Hao's abilitiesBriefly traded blows with Kenshi and Johnny Cage during the battle of ArmageddonAlongside other Red Dragon members, hunt down and was about to kill KenshiDuring his arcade ending, Joker recruited him alongside Havik and Mileena to cause mayhem Strength Bu...
Oh, Hi DEATH BATTLE! Johnny Enters The Room! by SilverJenkins, literature
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Oh, Hi DEATH BATTLE! Johnny Enters The Room!
Johnny
Origin: The Room
Age: Nobody knows
Species: Human, Alien (according to the tribute game) Portrayed by the magnificent Tommy WiseauFeats A successful banker, was considered for a promotion
Despite his blatant weirdness, is pretty damn popular
Together with Mark, saved Danny from being shot by Chris-R
In his rage, killed quite a lot of people, including his boss and Chris-R (game exclusive)
After leaving his human body, returned to his spaceship and proceeds to reshape the earth (game exclusive) Strength Managed to restrain Chris-R, though he had help from Mark
Lifted and threw a television
Significantly increases in rage mode Spee...
SilverJenkins' Movie Reviews - Birds Of Prey by SilverJenkins, literature
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SilverJenkins' Movie Reviews - Birds Of Prey
Birds of Prey
Release Date: 7th February 2020 Run Time: 109 min Starring: Margot Robbie as Harleen Quinzel/Harley QuinnJurnee Smollet-Bell as Dinah Lance/Black CanaryElla Jay Basco as Cassandra CainMary Elizabeth Winstead as Helena Bertinelli/HuntressRosie Perez as Renee MontoyaEwan McGregor as Roman Sionis/Black MaskChris Messina as Victor Zsasz This review is spoiler-free!
Before we start: Harley, Sionis and Zsasz are the only comic book characters I'm really familiar with, the latter two actually belong to my all time favorite Batman villains. I know "the basics" about Canary and Montoya, the former mostly thanks to Injustice 2, and k...