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10 Fun Facts about Web
1: His tastes are driven less by quality and more by the intenseness of a flavor on his tongue. He seasons the fuck out of everything and drinks whiskey often just for the flavor, leading us into
2: He can down like 40 bottles of Jack Daniel's and only get a little tipsy.
3: He likes his chili bean-in.
4: He eats human. Not in a vore sense, in a killing, cutting, and cooking sense.
5: He doesn't really listen to music, but would probably be a fan of Mojo Nixon if you could somehow show his stubborn ass who that is.
6: If he eats and digests an electronic he gains all information on it. This makes him susceptible to viruses making him sick. Poor guy.
7: I will never power scale him. Just know my guy can beat up your guy, so blehhhhh.
8: Upon being asked how he think he'd be like as a human, he wouldn't describe his looks. He'd describe his flavor profile and what sauces/spices he'd pair well with.
9: He's very licky towards Nin. Nin tastes like spicy black licorice. It fits.
10: He