Kids, don't go to college because you'll be criticize by your family either way if you go or don't. "You're not going to college and getting in huge amounts of debt? What a lazy person you are.""You're going to art/beauty school? Why don't you get a real major?""You're going to four years of college for an accounting degree? That's a waste of money. Why don't you do something you like?" SAID YOUR UNCLES AND AUNTS WITH NO EXPERIENCE OF COLLEGE EVER. SCREW THEM. SCREW COLLEGE. SCREW EVERYONE.JUST STAY AT HOME AND MARRY A RICH OLD MAN/WOMAN. YOU MAY BE CALLED A GOLD DIGGER, BUT IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DAMN RICHER THAN EVERYONE. YOU ...