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Warning: If you are like, offended by stuff, like don't read this.
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#12 - When you feel something warm, that isn't Jesus inside you.
#15 - You don't need your teeth for all meat, sometimes your tongue is enough.
#22 - If your plumbing doesn't work, don't let people use it.
#25 - If your tank won't empty, try a faster pump.
#27 - Don't go near fish before going to bed, it will lead to misunderstandings.
#52 - If it tastes salty, there is only one kind of meat it should go with.
#59 - Chemistry is 90% of what makes a relationship work, so study hard, chloroform is the key.
#78 - If it smells bad, it probably doesn't taste any better. Don't risk a slap.
#93 - If your partners says "Give me 3 fingers", make sure they are talking about a drink.
#98 - Three is never a crowd, unless they are conscious.
#108 - Plastic wrapped Cucumbers, it's for their protection, not yours.
#117 - Don't blow on your friends face when making your first move, it can be a very slippery slope.

These just seem to get dirtier, sorry guys.
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My New Box

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Hmm, recently got an Xbox 360, and I'm quite happy with it too. I've also got a Live account this time around, I didn't with the original Xbox.

Anyone else here have one, and Live?

I've also been watching the Shield lately, I got the first 2 seasons on DVD last week without even seeing a whole episode beforehand. I'm shallow so I based the purchase on the hot lead :P. Anyway, I absolutely love the show now, Vic is one of the coolest characters from any show, you just gotta love him.

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On A High!

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I'm on such a high at the moment, thanks for that Andy :D. I've also been noticing a few changes in me over the past couple of months, I almost feel like a different person altogether (which is definitely a good thing). I finally got around to getting my L's too, after all these years.

My god, I just got a tonne on new music, and it is going to take such a long time to go through, I think I've only gone through about 8% of it so far.

Here's to this good mood lasting, and this time, I think it just might. :D

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Shit!

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Well, we just got City of Heroes/Villains, which is a MMORPG, but the damn thing rarely ever connects to the servers, it just sits on the updating screen for hours. Fuck it's pissing me off.



Also, I'm not christmas spirited anymore, I'm pissed. dA is just being it's usually buggy self and won't let me change the mood.

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Quoterama

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I've been watching Futurama lately, as I got it for Xmas. My god I love this show. Anyway, here are a couple of my favourite quotes. :D

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Santa - I'll stuff coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing diamonds.

Bender - Hey Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a bit?

Hippie at Bend-Aid - Wow, look at the colours, this'll go great with my soul.

Dr. Farnsworth - I suppose I could part with one and stll be feared.

Luci Lui-Bot - I'll always remember you, Fry, MEMORY DELETED.

Bender - Have you ever considered turning off the Tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

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Also, happy new year to everyone. :party:

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