Sakura's Rant

IT LIVES!!! What? Hey, you're the ones who asked for it. Sakura takes so much damn abuse in Fandom... I swear this must've originally been like 80 panels long(not kidding)... I wasn't sure who to make a rant for next at first, but I decided I should focus on the most abused characters, and Sakura definitely falls into that category. I feel like I focused a bit too much on pairings in this, but when you think about it that's where most of her abuse comes from. I mean when I first heard about her being paired up with characters like Kakashi, Gaara, Itachi, and Sasori(not with Ino, that was to be expected what with the pervs) I literally fell out of my chair laughing. I mean I get that Crack is Crack, but what made me laugh is that some of those pairings are POPULAR, what's more the fact that some of the people who support them believe they could actually happen. Oh. And yes, I very much enjoyed taking that shot at Girls Gone Wild. Those dammed late night Comedy Central commercials drive me insane to no end... I'm really proud of how this one turned out for some reason... I just hope everyone else loves it as much as I do and it lives up to all the hype from the Naruto one... Soo... Enjoy! And uhh... don't kill me for those last three panels... Please? By the way, I'm currently totally clueless as to who I should make a rant for next(if anyone) so I'm open to suggestions folks.

Just for reference if anyone wants to see the other Rants and is too lazy to go through my Gallery.
Naruto's Rant
Orochimaru's Rant