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Erin: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys! Claire: Allergies are also a problem, y'know. Erin: But pink. Jim: And it's hot. Erin: PINK! Angor: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably. Erin: Help! I’m drowning! Draal: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Erin: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! Toby: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web. Erin: You were too lazy to read the book?! Toby: I was too lazy to watch the movie. Steve: Do you know a turtle's only weakness? Maya: No... well, their slowness. Steve: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Steve: Now I have a plan. Steve: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. NotEnrique: *chokes on something* Claire: Jeez, NotEnrique, don't die on us. NotEnrique: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want! Toby: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend. Toby: No, that’s