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(In her dollhouse, Thumbelina is humming, waiting for someone to arrive. Someone knocks on the door, she opens it, and a shady-looking woman enters.) MRS. TOAD: Hey there. You must be Thumbelina. THUMBELINA: Yes, oh, yes, come in! (Chuckles) MRS. TOAD: I’ll be right out. (Disappears behind a door) I like to take care of business up front. (Thumbelina starts to take her dress off) THUMBELINA: Oh, okay, how much for, um, half and half? MRS. TOAD: Oh (giggles), somebody's done this before. THUMBELINA: No, I- I just read about it on the Internet. MRS. TOAD: Just put $300 on the nightstand. (Mrs. Toad reappears in a sexy outfit, revealing that she is a female toad) MRS. TOAD: Let’s party! (Music stops, record scratches) THUMBELINA: HOLY SMOKES! MRS. TOAD, IT'S YOU?! MRS. TOAD: That’s right baby. Now why don’t you ruffle me? THUMBELINA: Oh my Gosh! MRS. TOAD: (Giggles): I'm what you ordered. THUMBELINA: I did NOT order a toad! MRS. TOAD: Look at me, Thumbelina. Don't you