a/n: usage of female!reader
--Mornings were so peaceful: the quiet chirp of the birds, warm rays of sunshine floating through one's window, and the delectable smell of breakfast cooking wafting to one's nose. Yes, mornings were very peaceful.... Unless you lived with an albino and his pet bird. Then things would get ugly, especially if that albino woke up to the smell of eggs cooking.Unfortunately for [Name], she didn't know of the unspoken rule regarding eggs in the Beilschmidt house. She had woken up early and decided to cook breakfast for her boyfriend and his brother. Once she had gotten up, showered, and put on an oversized sweater a...