Hell

"Black holes would seem to suggest that God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen."

Stephen Hawking

Jesus is walking through a town, when He sees that the townspeople are about to stone a woman to death. He says, "Why are you going to stone her?"

A townsperson says, "Because she is a sinner."

Jesus boldly proclaims, "Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone."

The townspeople look at each other, and then one by one start dropping their stones to the ground.

Suddenly a stone comes flying out of the group and conks the poor woman on the head.

Jesus yells, "MOM! CUT THAT OUT!"