Better than boxing, but not as much fun as pro wrestling was her first thought - the crowd was lively, but the arena was bare-minimum with a side of brutalism and the organisers were getting by on the thrill of the forbidden, with a little help from an announcer who started on 9.5 and then broke the dial trying to turn it up all the way to 11 ("Into this arena, into this hall of warriors, into this temple of manly sport, into this valhalla of the Prehistoric steps ... A LEGEND! A LEGEND OF LETHALITY! A LEGEND OF THE LONG LOST PAST BROUGHT BACK TO DO BATTLE ONCE MORE! A LEGEND IN OUR LIFETIMES WHO MIGHT JUST BE ABOUT TO REACH THE END OF HIS LIFETIME! I GIVE YOU-").
Well, that and the dinosaurs clawing each other to death ("- BELA THE BARONYX!").
As blood sports went that one was a special twist on the old classic and novelty always had money value - problem was, now the breeding programme was on track and a novelty was in danger of becoming a nightly event. The time has come for a