Johnathon Meets Aladdin (1992) part 2 ( 13+)

( In sandy desert, I was walking in sweating and hot land. While i holding my small bag.)

me: god... it hot..... man why I got mission to this royal palace.. who called me to get here for some.... damn... ( I see a huge Royal palace with town) THANK GOD!!!! ( I SUPER RAN TO TOWN) Yeahhhhhh Hoooooooo~ ( hop up air and dive to town)

(Cut to a rooftop in the marketplace, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He almost drops it over the edge.)

Razoul: Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!

Aladdin: (Looks back, then down, then at the bread.) All this for a loaf of bread? Whoooaa!

(He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skis down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he’s nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when…)

Guard 1: There he is!

Guard 2: You won't get away so easy!

Aladdin: You think that was easy?

(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)

Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. We'll find him.

(Aladdin pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.)

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.

Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

(A hand grabs Aladdin’s shoulder and yanks him back. It’s Razoul. Aladdin’s disguise falls off.)

Razoul: Gotcha!

Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

Razoul: And this time... (A screeching sound from Abu, then Razoul’s turban is pulled down over his eyes. Abu points at Razoul’s head, laughing.)

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

Abu: Hello.

Aladdin: Come on. Let's get outta here. Gotta keep...

(A guard swings at Aladdin, but destroys a barrel of fish. Abu raspberries the guard, then dodges an attack. Then Aladdin pulls down the guard's pants)

♪ One jump ahead of the breadline ♪

♪ One swing ahead of the sword ♪

♪ I steal only what I can’t afford ♪ That’s everything.

(As Aladdin runs off, the guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)

♪ One jump ahead of the lawmen ♪

♪ That's all and that's no joke ♪

♪ These guys don't appreciate I'm broke! ♪

(Aladdin and Abu scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of the guards.)

Guards: (One at a time) ♪ Riffraff! ♪

♪ Street rat! ♪

♪ Scoundrel! ♪

(throw fruit and various weapons at Aladdin) ♪ Take that! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Just a little snack, guys. ♪

Guards: ♪ Rip him open, take it back, guys! ♪

(Aladdin scampers to the top of a platform. The guards shake the platform back and forth trying to knock him off)

Aladdin: ♪ I can take a hint ♪

♪ Gotta face the facts ♪

(Aladdin jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab Abu’s hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)

♪ You're my only friend, Abu! ♪

Harem Girls: Who?

♪ Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom ♪

(Abu finds a plate of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk.)

♪ He's become a one-man rise in crime ♪

Harem owner: ♪ I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em. ♪

(swings broom like a bat at Aladdin who ducks as his fez spins in the air)

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, ♪

♪ Gotta steal to eat ♪

♪ Tell you all about it when I got the time! ♪

(A harem girl pushes Aladdin and Abu out of the window and they bounce off an awning. Cut to a muscleman flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. Cut to Aladdin and Abu behind the muscleman, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered. )

♪ One jump ahead of the slowpokes. ♪

♪ One skip ahead of my doom. ♪

♪ Next time, gonna use a nom de plume. ♪

Razoul: There he is!

(A chase sequence, in which Aladdin and Abu, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a performer sleeping on a bed of nails [of course one extremely large guard lands on him])

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hitmen ♪

♪ One hit ahead of the flock ♪

♪ I think I'll take a stroll around the block ♪

(Abu disguises himself with jewels until a shopkeeper discovers him. )

Man 1: ♪ Stop, thief! ♪

Shopkeeper 1: ♪ Vandal! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Abu! ♪

Woman 3: ♪ Scandal! ♪

Aladdin: ♪ Let's not be too hasty ♪

(Aladdin is surrounded by GUARDS in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly lady comes out)

Lady: ♪ Still I think he's RATHER TASTY! ♪

(Aladdin tumbles away, then puts his arm around a guard, acting like they're all chums)

Aladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, ♪

♪ Gotta steal to eat ♪

♪ Otherwise, we'd get along! ♪

Guards: WRONG!

(The guards leap at Aladdin, but become tangled. Their targets are sneaking away in pots)

Razoul: Get him!

(Aladdin vaults over a performer walking harmlessly across hot coals. The guards storm through the coals, hopping up and down in pain as they burn the feet. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back to pull the sword out of the swallower's mouth. Abu advances on the guards, who halt in fear.)

Guard: He's got a sword!

Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords!

(The guards pull out their swords. Abu sets down his sword and runs off. Aladdin and Abu are once again surrounded, with guards coming from left and right. He jumps up and climbs a rope trick being done on the street, as the guards all crash into each other.)

Aladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hoofbeats ♪

Guards: Vandal!

Aladdin: ♪ One hop ahead of the hump ♪

Guards: Street rat!

Aladdin: ♪ One trick ahead of disaster ♪

Guards: Scoundrel!

Aladdin: ♪ They're quick, but I'm much faster ♪

Guards: Take that!

(The guards chase Aladdin up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet...)

Aladdin: ♪ Here goes, ♪

♪ Better throw my hand in ♪

♪ Wish me happy landin', ♪

♪ All I gotta do is jump! ♪

(..and jumps out the window as if the carpet was magic. The guards follow him out the window, but they fall straight down to the street, and land in a cart of fertilizer with the sign "Crazy Hakim’s Discount Fertilizer." )

Guards: Yuck! Oy!

( i saw them guard's in fertilizer, i did look at them)

me; gross..

to be continue