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Lex Luthor presidential campaign jokes
I've found a way to cope. Hope these cheer you up like they did for me. He promised to build a wall around the ionosphere and make Mars pay for it. Assured voters that when he said "grab her by the ," it was just 'hidden lair talk'. He's a former Orange Lantern. 'Nuff said. Convinced his supporters that " Crisis on Infinite Earths " was rigged. Persuaded a Daxamite woman (who looks a lot like the über-gorgeous adult film star Madison Ivy) to be his latest trophy wife with the promise of citizenship. At one point it looked like he was trying to steal the Power Ring from Green Lantern Ch'p . Turned out he just wanted to borrow his tiny g...