IKyman

"Cartman go fix me some tater tots."Cartman looked at the famish Jew across the living room couch, baffled. Did he seriously order him to cook him something?Cartman rolled his eyes, shoving potato chips in his mouth on the living room floor. He snorted. "In your dreams, Jew.""Why not? All you have to do is put them on a plate and put them in the microwave for a minute or two.""Well, if it only takes a minute to heat in the microwave, why don't you fix it for yourself, Jew." Cartman suggested slyly, chuckling at the television screen.Kyle scoffed at his boyfriend's sneering response. He hates it when Cartman refused to get him something to ...

K: Well, I did it. I survived Hurricane Cartman this afternoon.S: Oh my God. How did it go?K: With the exception of him insulting my mom for having a big nose and calling me a kike, it went well.S: Really?K: Yeah.S: :) That's great, Kyle. I mean, if I were you and I had to tutor an asshole like Cartman, I'd bailed.K: It wasn't all bad.S: What do you mean?K: Well, I give him a treat every time he gets an answer right.S: What kind of treat?K: Jellybeans.S: Are you serious?K: Yes.S: lol that's awesome.Hotbigboned signs inHotbigboned says: What's up, Jew and Hippie.TheKindJew says: What the hell are you doing here? We're having a private conve...

TheKindJew signs inTheKindJew says: My teacher's such a bitch, dude.Stantheman says: What happened?TheKindJew says: My advanced teacher wants to me to tutor Eric 'fat ass' Cartman after school for two hours next Friday. How could she do this me, having me share an empty room with the most racist, self-centered asshole in town, Stan? I mean, do I deserve this punishment?Stantheman says: Nobody deserves that punishment, not even me. Why don't you tell her you don't want to?TheKindJew says: Too late. She already scheduled it.Stantheman says:...Jesus. You are going to be alone with Eric Cartman in two hours.TheKindJew says: I know, but it prob...

"I caught you gazing at Stan's ass again, fat ass!""I did not, you sneaky Jew! I was looking at his stupid pink belt because I thought it looked stupid and gay on him.""Yeah, right. You were checking out on him.""But I didn't, Kahl. Stan is not my type, you are."I-I don't believe that one second.""It's true, my pretty jealous Jew. You're my little monster, remember? I have always admired and loved you, Kahl, and no one can replace you. I don't like Stan like that and he's with that ho', so why would I check out on him when I have you with me in this special room."Kyle sighed and pressed his head on Cartman's shoulder, intertwining their fi...