gummywhales

CAN ANYONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF SOME JASON/DICK FANARTS PLZ I CAN'T FIND LIKE ANYTHINGGGGGG

I have a theory on life. Not a theory on why we are here, but how we can survive. Or maybe just me. I don't know. But here we go:When I post a story, no matter what kind, and someone out in the world reads it, they FEEL something. They might smile, they might laugh. Or maybe they will hate it. But either way, they are reacting in someway to a little piece of me. Whether the person is a real life friend of mine, someone I see everyday, or a 21 year old Canadian named Will, I am still making them smile. There are people out there who will never know me, never understand me and my ideas, but at the same time, get me perfectly. And that will m...

Rules: Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. The lower the score, the nastier you are.Then respond as I'm _% Virgin.[ ]1. Smoked? [ ]2. Drank alcohol? []3. Cried when someone died? [ ]4. Been drunk? [ ]5. Had sex? [x]6. Been to a concert? [ ]7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? [ ]8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? [x]9. Been verbally/sexually harassed? [ ]10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody? PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98[ ]11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? [ ]12. Laughed so hard you cried? [ ]13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before? [ ]14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend? [ ]15. Been to pro...