Warning. You have just entered the personal soapbox of one Gale Winthrope. Run while you got a chance!
Eh? What's that? The door's locked you say? Hmmm... that's strange, I swear I fixed that darned thing last week... Oh well. Sorry to say it but the thing is stuck. I can pop open a window if you want to get out, but otherwise I'd just take your shoes off, put your feet up and have a seat. While you're here you can peruse my small collection of literature pieces, my ever growing mass collection of posted Lego creations (called MOCs), or anything else I might have here that fits your fancy. Just remember, everything here is 'look don't touch' (No stealing my work. You can ask if you wish to use anything, I subjectively think I'm pretty agreeable on stuff like that, just make sure to give credit where it's due and give me a link to anything that ends up on the internet.)
If you feel so inclined you can head down into my archives, otherwise known as MOCpages, and check out my older MOCs and some new ones too.