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Dewalt vs 'Milwaukee'Coloration- Humans tend to associate the color red with hunger. This is why hungrier, fatter humans lean toward using Milwaukee tools. The vibration patterns felt upon using such a tool is a perfectly replicated digestion pattern upon digesting overly fatty foods. This furthers the user's weight gain, as their digestive system is not met with eating actual food upon using the tool. They must immedietly digest food to fulfill this sickening craving. Dewalt on the other hand, has a color likened to pure gold. The only reason it isn't actually gold is the value would become even more priceless, and it would be stolen even...