RULES:
1.You must post these rules.
2.Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3.Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4.You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5.Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6.No tag backs.
7.No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people.
Questions I must answer:
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1) Are you an aardvark?Wwhat is even an aardvark and wwhy wwould you begin a wword wwith a double letter
2) Do pineapples really belong on pizza? Really!?YES THEY DO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T ORDER IT. THAT STUFF IS SO DELICIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
3) Do people stare at you when you wipe your nose with your sleeve?I wear t-shirts/tank-tops. This hypothetical situation is highly improbable.
4) Do you know how to blow your nose? (Because I don't D': )I WILL TEACH YOU IF YOU SO DESIRE, IT IS A USEFUL SKILL
5) Is it weird that I don't know how to blow my nose?Actually I was talking to some people who only learned recently. So. Not as much as you would think?
6) Are you calling my nose a freak?Nup.
7) My nose is suffering from depression... why do you hate my nose?Why do you hate my toes?
8) Do dragons make you happy?Dragons can be pretty cool, yeah. Sometimes I look at you and I'm dissapointed you're not a dragon.
9) Why on earth do you think pineapples belong on pizza?BECAUSE THEY ARE DELICIOUS AND SWEET AND JUICY AND COMPLIMENT THE HAM AND BLACK OLIVES SO WELL
10) Pizza suffers from depression... when pineapples are on it... how does that make you feel you nose blowing, pizza hating, pantaloon wearing baboon?Well I feel pretty good about it, I guess. Then maybe when I eat it, it'll be taken as an assisted suicide rather than murder? You've just caused me to ponder whether murdering someone who hasn't yet found the will to live or someone who is content with their lot is more depressing. 'Cause if they were happy, at least they had some fuldillment in their lives before they died? Huh. I BET YOU INTENDED TO SPUR ME TO THAT LINE OF THOUGHT, YOU CRAFTY PERSON.
11) Were you born with it or was it Maybeline? (I'm tired of only knowing that it could be maybe one of the two. I want to know for CERTAIN!)Step 1: Shower
Step 2: Sleep on wet hair
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT
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1) Do you want to date my avatar?I dunno, I don't know if I'd be the right match for him. Both as an intellectual and as a person. I doubt I could make him happy, to tell you the truth.
2) Would you? Could you? Can you?I can ogle him from afar.
3) Create an OC for me right now! What are they like and what do they look like?Fluffy McPrissyPants
Species: Rainbow Dragon
Height: 5'3"
Gender: Male
Age: 394
McPrissypants is a mysterious figure who you know little about. He has appeared to you at infrequent intervals throughout your life, and you are not yet sure whether his intentions are good or ill. Most recently he borrowed from you precisely twenty-five dollars and fifty-three cents. As this visit took place several months ago, you have become quite cross with McPrissypants and his flighty ways.
4) Will you take the ring to Mordor?Sorry, but I'm a single woman. I have no rings to speak of.
5) What's your favourite smell?I'm not really sure. Yeah. I.... I guess I really like the smell of bananas. It's not my favourite though.
6) If you could hang out with one tyrant for a day who would it be?But all of the tyrants that I love are ones that failed in their ambitions and couldn't rise to power, so I guess that doesn't really count..?
7) What protection would you bring to this meeting?Uh. Um. A flamethrower? And a fire-extinguisher, just to be safe. None of this being trapped inside a building you yourself set on fire nonsense.
8) What is love?That rare moment when your shoulders cease their aching.
On that note, sleeping in a comfy place.
9) What do you think of me bro?I think that your really cool in the dorkiest of ways. BUT WHAT I REALLY THINK IS THAT YOU ARE SECRETLY SOMEONE I SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MORE.
10) Magic or Science?e_e
uh
Whatever can bake me a dozen soft chocolate-y pieces of cookie deliciousness faster.
11) Can I have your babies?No. But you may bake me some cookies, if you'd like.
Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm breaking the last rule. Actually, most of the rules. Most people I'd want to tag have already been tagged by others, and my library internet session thing is up in 4 minutes
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GOOD JOB IF YOU READ THROUGH THAT. If you're interested in doing this, leave me a comment! I'll think up 11 questions for you to answer.
Anyway.