Smartass. Know-it-all. Social networking addict. Former call center minion. Former hospitality minion. Current property management minion.
Failed novelist. Disgruntled bibliophile. Gamer girl (for the Horde!). Collector of creepy dolls. Admirer of kilt-wearing bagpipers. Yard flamingo aficionado. Stark-raving fandom maniac. Servant of three feline overlords. Future crazy cat lady.