These Are Irredeemable Haters (Please Read) by DustintheAdventurer, literature
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These Are Irredeemable Haters (Please Read)
*depressed sigh* Alright, everybody, this is a serious and depressing story that I’m about to tell, and it’s about the Brony fandom. Over the years, the whole Brony fandom in general has been having its haters, whether it’s in person or on the internet. As a normal person who likes My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, I’ve scrolled across hate comments on Youtube, one of which being, “Shut down your PC and haul that fat lard you call a body outside, if you decide to be a baby and go waa waa over a few comments, it’s not that hard”. And it’s like, the problem is super obvious. It’s the Brony haters. They’re not only posting these hate comments as if they’re justifiable, but also pinning their problems on the Bronies. For those who don’t know what a Brony is, it’s basically a male person that likes My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Sadly, the entire Brony fandom has been judged by a fraction of it, over the years, and that fraction of it was a group of fat, disabled and neckbearded
It’s a competition between Pink and Purple colored characters in the form of 5 different, simultaneous events. The first one being a 50 VS 50 Fortnite Battle Royale, the second one being a Flag Capture kind, the third one being a Zombie Survival, the fourth one being a speedrun of Mario Party 5’s Story Mode, and the last one being a 30-turn 2 VS 2 Mario Party 7 game. Plus, each event was to give out up to 1,000 points, depending on the records. On the Pink team in the 50 VS 50 Fortnite Battle Royale, there was Cowgirl Alyssa R, and on the Purple team in that event, there was Nack the Weasel.
Cowgirl Alyssa: Time to do this elimination race!
Nack: Bring it on!
Both Cowgirl Alyssa and Nack were country-themed characters, and more about the entire Pink VS Purple competition, it consisted of professional participants. Against each other’s teams, both Cowgirl Alyssa and Nack did an elimination race and played on console platforms. Considering how well they were both doing against each
Ultimate Bowling Score Play - Round 1 by DustintheAdventurer, literature
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Ultimate Bowling Score Play - Round 1
Game 1
As mentioned during the preparation of the Ultimate Bowling Score Play, the first game of the first round was to be between each team’s first member. In other words, it was to be between Moana, Conker the Squirrel, Velouria, Miles Tails Prower, my mom and me. Plus, with every game, out of all 9, there was a conversation between at least some of the participants.
Velouria: So, this is how you play bowling?
Me: Yeah. Basically, the goal is to knock down all pins with the bowling ball in at least one try. Normally, there are 10 pins, but this time, we’re doing 3 times the amount per frame, meaning that the perfect score you can get is 900.
Mom: Well, I just got my first spare on the first frame.
Me: Good for you. I’m just about to get mine, next.
Conker: While we’re bowling in this match together, there’s something I’m wanting to ask. What was the story behind the Alola vacation? If I had even known about that region, I would’ve gone there as well.
Tails: Well, for Cream, Tikal
Ultimate Bowling Score Play In The Beginning Pt 3 by DustintheAdventurer, literature
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Ultimate Bowling Score Play In The Beginning Pt 3
The announcers of the Ultimate Bowling Score Play were Lakitu and Omochao. Lakitu was from the Nintendo franchise, while Omochao was from the Sega franchise. As mentioned already, the last part of the preparation was the entry sequences. With every team name called forth, a trio of participants made entry sequences. Throughout all entry sequences, the looped track, Spongebob Squarepants - Age of Discovery, played in the background.
Lakitu: Alright, folks, it is time for the entry sequences of all 6 categorical teams of 3.
Omochao: And we’ll be starting off with Team Disney. On Team Disney, we have Moana the Pacific Islander Princess, Perry the Platypus and Sora the Keyblade Wielder.
While all 3 of them were walking in, Moana twirled around a paddle, Perry showed off karate kicks and punches, and Sora twirled around his Keyblade, with yellow sparkles tracking its movements.
Lakitu: Moving onto Team Microsoft, we have Conker the Squirrel, Banjo the Bear and Master Chief.
While all 3