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It’s been half a score eh? Now get down in there, Eve! Don’t leave me hanging; I know I taste like all sorts of sweet berries, but I’ll fall out if I’m holding on much longer!

Ah… That’s the rub right there, lady. Chew me where it’s stiffest; soften me up with your slobber before you make the swallow.

Woah! If only Splash Island had something like this; minus the human anatomy, of course—and I love how you’re sliming me!

Woo-wee! Don’t you feel the love too, Eve? Because that was the best splashdown in years. Now, don’t make any sort of sudden movements; I’m trying to digest in there~.