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Corruption Makes a Mixtape by ClubILC, literature

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Corruption Makes a Mixtape

Corruption: READY FOR THIS, DANNY? The One and Only: i don't think anybody could be prepared for this. Corruption: SHUT UP, DANNY! YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION! *AHEM* *Lyrics Start* 🎵 ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS CORRUPTION, I'M A SPECIMEN MADE OF MAGIC POWERS AND LOTS OF COOL 🎵 🎵 IF YOU NEED POOF THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE 🎵 🎵 MY COOKING SKILLS UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG 🎵 🎵 AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH- The One and Only: but vinny just walked right past it. Corruption: DANNY, DON'T INTERUPT MY SONG! 🎵 IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TIRED 🎵 🎵 AND THAT'S WHY ELLEN WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD- The One and Only: but aren't you still in training? Corruption: HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED! 🎵 SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS THEN YOU HAD TO BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNT OF FUN

Some Random Christmas Story by ClubILC, literature

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Some Random Christmas Story

[At the Bombs for the Poor place] *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* *TIK* Archibald: Julius! Come quickly! A most blessed event has transpired! Julius: Good heavens, Archibald! Do my eyes deceive me? Archibald: They do not, my friend! Some good nay, messiah-like Samaritan has left a ticking bomb upon our rail-stoop! Julius: Truly it is a Christmas miracle for the poor bombless unfortunates of New York! Archibald: Let us in brace celebration! Julius: They never even left their names! it makes their heroism that much more legally defensible! oh- *BOOOOOM!* [At Court] Judge: Let me stop you right there... ...In your rambling, incoherent, highly dubious, self-aggrandizing story... ...To remind you that you are under oath, sir.Judge: Are you certain this is the truthful version of the events that brought you and your sea serpent accomplice here today?Vincent: You're damn right it is. I-Judge: No no. Really genuinely take a moment to think about this.Vincent: Uh...