This Is Halloween Literal Parody by LorrainesImagination, journal
This Is Halloween Literal Parody
(I know that Halloween was a couple weeks ago, but you know that's not gonna stop me.)
This camera's like a slow looping roller coaster POV
Closing in on this circle of nicely-painted trees.
For the story that you are about to be told
Took place inside of 100-year-old...
...Uh, trees.
Now, you've probably wondered where maple syrup comes from.
If you haven't, I'd say it's time you were Alice.
("The white rabbit went that way!" said at the part where the Halloween Town sign turns)
Look at our shadows on these graves.
Don't you think that they're kinda strange?
We were born conjoined twins!
Not your everyday Disney castle!
We're not shopping lists! We are spooky ghosts!
Impaling pumpkins falling from the sky!
Go fetch Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's hat!
If you don't, we'll haunt you 'till you die of fright!
Floating by again! My mouth is weird!
Now let's search this house for it...
I am a scare recruit from Monsters Inc.
They call me Mr. Bile, but my friends call me Phlegm!
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