Hi! I'm producing a fanfiction with my three superduperspectaluarican'tspelllicious friends :iconDooom-sama:, :iconlulupop0911: and :iconasteriskknight:.Draco Malfoy blinked in the dimness.
"Here." said the apple.
"What? Harry? abrbrbrbr"
"Yes you inarticulate bumbling band of baboon, who else would it be?" shouted the apple. "aha, I'm just kidding, I'm actually your father. Yes. Yes I am. I am your father." The apple added.
"And i am your mother." Whispered a banana that appeared out of nowhere in particular.
"Wow, that must've been a really crazy party (with harry poterrrrr) last night, I still hallucinating wtf." Dra...