Calico-neko

These are things that I hate and things I love. This list will grow more and more. HATE -Fish -Heavy metal -Screamo -Really any type of music that has depressing lyrics/sounds terrible -Posers -People who never stop talking about themselves -Haters -Idiots -Preps/cheerleaders/snobs/rumour spreaders -Rumours -People that judge my spelling :C -Spelling something wrong -Too many sweets -cramps/periods/boobs -being alone -when my boyfriend doesn't show little random acts of love -when some idiot guy #1 looks at my breasts #2 comments about my breast #3 then hits me in my face with my own hand -when I totally flip on my boyfriend (more to co...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt h...

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