morning routine

for some reason, I find it so funny that this fucker gels his hair (it can't possibly be that crazy without a turds worth of gel), applies makeup, and dresses like a fucking asshat damn near every day, all without thinking to himself, "maybe I shouldn't be a complete mess today." I think it even when I'm NOT putting in effort, and this guy doesn't know what not trying feels like. I bet he puts in so much effort just because he thinks Batman likes it. I doubt he's right, but no one tell him, he's so freaking fragile.

Looking at this makes me laugh, and I hope you had a laugh looking at it, too!

I hope you like it!