Hi, chipmunks! I'm Brittany, resident nutcase, at your service! *bows* All you really need to know about me is that I'm lewd, crude, cynical...and love every moment of it. Dirty jokes will be told, and obscure fandoms will be quoted, and I will bite. You have been warned.
I am also the author of Aus, a fanfiction pairing the Dovahkiin and Alduin. My username on fanfiction.net is Eres121493.